♪ 我登上山顶 ♪ ♪ I have climbed the highest mountain ♪
♪ 我跑过田野 ♪ ♪ I have run through the fields ♪
♪ 只为和你在一起 ♪ ♪ Only to be with you ♪
♪ 我远行，我攀爬 ♪ ♪ I have run, I have crawled ♪
♪ 我翻过城墙 ♪ ♪ I have scaled these city walls ♪
♪ 越过城市 ♪ ♪ These city walls ♪
♪ 只为和你在一起 ♪ ♪ Only to be with you ♪
♪ 但我还是找不到 ♪ ♪ But I still haven't found ♪
♪ 我在追寻什么 ♪ ♪ What I'm looking for ♪
落跑新娘
♪ 但我还是找不到 ♪ ♪ But I still haven't found ♪
♪ 我在追寻什么 ♪ ♪ What I'm looking for ♪
菲莎,快接电话 Fisher, pick up.
是我啊,快接电话 Fisher, it's me! Fisher, pick up!
我要跟你谈谈我那个专栏 I'm late, come on, come on. I need to bounce some ideas off you.
老是旧调重弹,会闷… Mine are all boring, done it, been there.
艾基 Hey, Ike!
可以不再每天清早把我吵醒吗? When are you guys gonna stop waking me up every morning?
你的专栏不再令我打瞌睡就可以 When your column stops putting me to sleep.
你真会说笑 Funny, funny. Yo, Jonah!
菲莎,你真的不在吗? Fisher, come on! Are you really not there?
好,给我回电吧 All right, cool. I'll talk to you later.
我想写一篇关于汽车的专栏 xcuse me. I'm thinking of doing an article about limousines.
未坐过汽车的人会有什么感受? What do you think about people who've never been in one?
抱歉 我未见过这种人 I'm Sorry. I don't know people like that.
我只是想听取一些意见 I need someone to bounce some ideas off of and get the juices flowing.
1个钟头27分52秒就要交稿 I got one hour, 27 minutes, 52 seconds.
你几时才在专栏写我啊? Hey, Ike! When are you gonna put me in a column?
等你卖的T恤不再缩水啦 缩水？ When your Tshirts stop shrinking. Shrinks?
别闹 别闹 他在开玩笑 他只是在开玩笑 Funny, funny. He's kidding. He's just kidding.
来 5 美元 2美元了 没门。 Here, give me $5. Give me $2. No way.
伙计们 我这里有漂亮的衬衫 来呀 Folks, I got nice shirts here. Look!
“我肯跟大家好,下一个轮到你” "I love everybody. You're next."
你明天的专栏谈什么? So what's in store for us in tomorrow's column?
我还未知道 我要等到最后一分钟才行事的 I don't know yet. I'm, uh, kind of a last minute man.
截稿前一个小时我还未有题材 You know, till an hour or two before deadline, I don't get any ideas.
那你专栏的题材是来自生活片段 So you get your ideas for your column from life.
例如在酒吧向女人搭讪 Start up a conversation with a woman in a bar.
批评她只会掷飞镖 Attack her dart playing and try to get a rise out of her...
在她沉思时故意触怒她或者看看能否搭上她 while you contemplate whether or not she's worth hitting on.
我未有题材前连你也不想搭上 No, I can't hit on you till I get an idea.
你倒很口甜舌滑 Wh That's flattering.
不,你搞不清楚了 No, you don't understand.
我不肯让你搭上我 我搞得很清楚 I understand. See, my not responding to you baiting me...
会令你在专栏里大肆抨击女性 will inspire one of those bitter diatribes you like to write about women.
抨击女性的文章嘛 I don't write bitter diatribes about women.
我是很少写的 其实我也懂得写 Ohho. Very often. I could.
只是在思路不通畅时才抨击吧? Only when the ideas aren't flowing, huh?
一分钟先生,幸会了 It's so nice to meet you, oneminute man.
是最后一分钟,别混淆啊 It's lastminute man.
随你怎样说吧 Whatever.
你样貌一流,但泡妞九流 Want to hear something funny? For a goodlooking guy, you strike out a lot. Have you noticed that?
一定是你前妻打来的 I bet it's your exwife. Excuse me.
更糟的我都见过 I've seen much worse.
艾基不在这里 No, Ike's not here.
我刚说,更糟的我都见过 I say, I've seen much worse.
你说啥 Excuse me?
拂袖而去 The brushoff.
我亲眼见过 I've witnessed far more...
离开时更凶的样子 treacherous and nefarious exits than that.
至少她只是私下斥责你 At least she castigated you in private.
连你都听到就不算私下斥责了 有纸巾吗? Not as private as I thought. Kevin, you got some napkins there?
用来抹嘴抑或写搞? 迟些才让你知吧 Wiping or writing? I'll let you know.
女人敢爱敢恨 They love you. They hate you.
情绪有起有落 They're up. They're down.
可是我还得赶写专栏 说得真妙 This is fun making a list with you, but I do have a column to rite.
你总得找个妙绝人寰的题材才行 Ike. But you have yet to find a really superb idea.
可以写一写我家乡的一个少女 There's a girl from my hometown that you could write about.
她喜欢把新郎丢在婚礼上 She likes to dump grooms at the altar.
所以大家称她为“逃跑新娘” They call her the "Runaway Bride."
她做这种怪事做七、八次了 She's performed the travesty seven or eight times.
转身、跑掉,逃之夭夭 Turns around, runs like hell. Bolts. Adios.Plows down the aisle, knocking old ladies out of her way...
好像西班牙那些狂冲的牛一样 Like the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona.
但等着受害的男士还在排队等她 And guess what! She's got the next victim all lined up.
然后她又逐个抛弃,故技重施 She's turning another body on the spit.
好啦,小猫儿,我开工了 Okay, Italics, here we go.
今天是自我反省的日子 Today is a day of profound introspection.
有人指控我利用这个专栏 I have been accused of using this column...
向异性直接作出猛烈的抨击 to direct bitter diatribes at the opposite sex.
这种指责令我很不舒服 This uncomfortable accusation...
痛自反省了至少十五分钟 has plunged me into at least 15 minutes of serious reflection,
结论是我承认 from which I have emerged...
我一直都在利用女性 with the conclusion that, yes, I traffic in female stereotypes.
但是怎么能怪我呢 每次我走出前门…… But how can one blame me when every time I step out my front door...
都会见到女士朝气勃勃神采飞扬 I meet fresh proof that the female archetypes are alive and well."
母亲啦,处女啦 青楼妓女啦,丑老太婆啦 "The mother, the virgin,the whore, the crone."
她们在地铁用手肘撞你 "They're elbowing you in the subway, stealing your cabs,
她们在电梯用香水薰你 and overwhelming you with perfume in elevators."
公平点说,女性也有清丽温纯的 "But perhaps in fairness to the fairer sex,
我愿在圣殿上增添一些新女神 I do need to broaden my horizon and add some new goddesses to the pantheon."
我会增添一些啦啦队队员 I would like to nominate for deity, the cheerleader,
啊 啦啦队长 男女同校和食人者…… ah, the cheerleader,the coed and the man-eater...
在古希腊 这位可怕的女性就是依理逆司 "In ancient Greece, this fearsome female was known as Erinys,
是三位复仇女神的总称 the devouring death goddess."
在印度 她是 Kali 喜欢吞噬男友 Shiva 的内脏…… In India, she is Kali,who likes to devour her boyfriend Shiva's entrails...
而女神能用阴道吞噬他那话儿..... 不提也罢 while her yoni devours his Dot, dot, dot. Never mind.
在印尼,这种悍妇名叫灵马 "In Indonesia, the bloodyjawed maneater is called Ragma."
这些国家都是没有有线电视的 You notice these are all countries without cable.
在马里兰州 "And in Hale, Maryland,
她在经营家庭式硬件店呢! where she helps run the family hardware store,
她名叫卡美姬 绰号是“逃跑新娘” she is known as Miss Maggie Carpenter, a.k.a. the Runaway Bride."
这位卡小姐异乎常人之处就是… "What is unusual about Miss Carpenter...
先把她的男友装扮成新郎 才把他们吞掉 is that she likes to dress her men up as grooms before she devours them."
古董式水龙头刻上一个“热”字 One antique hotwater handle with the "hot" still on it.
保证适合任何钢铁造的浴缸 Guaranteed to fit any American Standard castiron tub...
长四寸 可嵌在二、三十年代制造的浴缸 with a fourinch center mount made between 1924 and 1938.
柏士顿先生 In other words, Mr. Paxton,
你不必再跟太太起争执了 I think you are out of the doghouse with Mrs. Paxton.
感谢天主,那太好了 Hallelujah!
我给你挂帐吧 I'll see you later. I'll put it on your charge.
美姬可能还未看到这个专栏 There's a possibility she hasn't seen this yet.
或许她连报纸也没时间看 Maybe she just hasn't picked up a paper. Know what I mean?
不会吧 Or not. Maggie?
你用不着安装冷气机 arl, you don't need an airconditioner. You need an attic fan.
你用电风扇就行了 There's more in the back. Hey.
怎么啦? What?
美姬,你看过这篇专栏了吗? So, Mag, you've seen this, huh?
我看过了 Yes, I've seen it.
这篇是最粗鄙最狂妄的狗屁文章 And it is the rudest, most offensive...
从未有人敢这样戏弄本姑娘的 joke anyone has ever played on me!
你们花多少心思造出的八桂新闻 You guys, how long did this take you? Where did you get it done?
顺便说一句 你们太八桂 我不该让你们进来 You're both creeps, by the way.I should disinvite you.
我们并非造一份假报纸开你玩笑 Maggie, you told us no bachelorette jokes, so we didn't
老天 Holy moly.
她快要晕倒了 快拿袋来 Bag. Bag! She's going. She's gonna go!
袋子在这儿 呼吸 Here's the bag. Breathe!
♪ 准备好 ....... ♪ ♪ Ready, ready, ready, ready ♪
♪ 准备好开始 ♪ ♪ Ready to run ♪
♪ 我所要做的就是玩得开心 ♪ ♪ All I'm ready to do is have some fun ♪
♪ 全都是为了爱情 ♪ ♪ What's all this talk about love ♪
马里兰州的人还在议论纷纷 On the local front, our town of Hale, Maryland,
谈论那篇描写卡美姬的专栏文章 is still buzzing about the lessthanflattering article...
about their native daughter, Maggie Carpenter.
专栏名作家甘艾基 Her bridal exploits were taken to task...
勾勒出美姬做新娘时所做过的事 by New York columnist Ike Graham in USA Today.
还把她称为… Mr. Graham called her
编辑雅鉴：乡村弱女有事讨教 Dear Editor: Greetings from the sticks.
台端谅必以为乡间教育 Perhaps you believe that a rural education is focused mainly...
只会饲养猪只,修理破车 断无知书识墨之人 on hog calling and tractor maintenance rather than reading.
否则何以对小女子造谣生非 Why else would you print a piece of fiction about me and call it fact?
尚一口咬定千真万确? Why else would you print a piece of fiction about me and call it fact?
小妹揣测甘艾基先生千头万绪 I suppose Mr. Graham was too busy thinking up slanderous statements...
捏造小妹以抛弃男人为乐事 about how I dump men for kicks...
而不肯多方求证方才下笔 to bother with something silly like accuracy in reporting.
既然悍妇在逃,谁愿多方求证 Which is understandable, because with a maneater like me on the loose,
此事亦可理解也! who has time to check facts?
今天一起吃午餐好吗? 我要去银行 Hey, Frances, lunch today? No, I'm going to the bank.
嘿 Hey. Hey.
我会替你美言几句 I'm going to put in a good word for you.
不了,不要提起我的名字啊 Don't mention my name.
原来甘先生之编辑乃女士也 That's why I was surprised to find... Mr. Graham's editor was a woman.
吾辈悍妇亦应群策群力矣! Call me a sentimental fool, but I hoped we maneaters could stick together.
我想敬告大城市的居民 "Anyway, I'm just dropping you bigcity folk this little note...
我想到作出重大牺牲以尝宿愿 to say that I have thought of a ritual sacrifice... That would satisfy my current appetite:
就是删除甘艾基所写的专栏 "Ike Graham's column on a platter."
卡美姬敬上 再启： "Yours truly, Maggie Carpenter. P.S.
随函列上尊稿舛误之处 "I have enclosed a list of gross factual misrepresentations in your article.
共有十五处 There are fifteen."
真有趣,我很喜欢她 Funny. I like her.
她有种 She's got spunk.
这就是舛误清算了 我们的律师说她可以采取行动 Ike, look. She sent us this list. Our lawyers say it's actionable.
我留言了 你没有回我的电话 I left you four messages. You don't return my calls.
我们婚后我从不回你的电话 I never returned your calls. Even when we were married
费舍尔在这里做什么？ What's Fisher doing here?
哦 艾莉让我下来提供精神上的支持 Oh, Ellie asked me to come down to offer moral support.
雅莉几时要靠精神上的支持啊? Since when does Ellie need moral support?
是在精神上支持你呀! It's for you, Ike.
你说什么? What? What?
新闻行业第一条守则 Journalism lesson number one:
凡捏造事件者必遭革职 If you fabricate your facts, you get fired.
第二条：永远不要为你的前配偶工作。 Lesson number two: Never work for your former spouse.
与那无关 That has nothing to do with it.
你捏造这篇报导 You cooked this story up, and you know it
我并非捏造的,资料是有来源的 I did not cook anything up. I had a source.
来自酒吧的醉酒鬼吧? Someone reliable? Some boozehound in a bar?
古语有云：酒后吐真言 In vino veritas.
别攻击酒吧里的醉汉了 Hey, hey, hey. Don't knock drunk guys in bars.
至少他们不会醉酒驾驶 It means they're not driving.
况且嘛…我是个专栏作家 Besides, I am a columnist.
专栏作家是这样写稿的嘛 This is what columnists are supposed to do.
这就是你要的 我甘愿冒险 It's what you like. We push, we stretch, we go out on a limb.
让我成功 That's what makes me good.
不 会令你丢饭碗! No, that's what makes you unemployed.
让我受一下轻微的处罚吧 All right. Let's consider that my wrist has been slapped.
轻微地打我的手腕吧,来啊 There. Slap it. Go ahead, just
打我的手腕,功过相抵了 Slap my wrist. That's done.
觉得我受够惩罚就打电话给我吧 Just give me a call when you feel that
我们可以卷土重来 I've served my time, and move on.
你这次是永不超生了,艾基! This is permanent, Ike.
如果你接受 我会给续约金 If you go quietly, I'll get you severance pay.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry, Ike.
亲爱的 我在厨房 Bob Honey In the kitchen!
“帖着墙欢好,情趣更加高”
她把他开除了 Honey, she canned him! Honey?
她开除了他啦 Bob, she canned him!
啊 什么 你看 报纸上这么说 Yeah! What are you talking about? Listen, it's in the paper.
先帮我下 Try this on first. Okay.
我想读给你听 好的 I wanna read it to you, so come over this way. Okay.
准备听吧,“美姬女士雅鉴” Ready? "Dear Maggie Carpenter:
“是次错误报导,谨致由衷歉意” I apologize to you for this unfortunate matter."
“甘艾基之专栏将被本报删除” Here it is. "Ike Graham's column will no longer be appearing in this paper.
“敬祝婚姻幸福无比” Best of luck in your upcoming marriage."
你会在喜玛拉雅山背负着它 Okay, this is the weight of the pack you'll be carrying in the Himalayas.
如果太重告诉我 再调整 You let me know if it's too heavy. Okay. Whoa!
是重了点 A little... yeah. Yeah, a little heavy, baby.
请留下口讯 Hi, it's me. Leave a message after the beep.
想要传真 没门 If you want to leave a fax, buy me a fax machine
是我 Ike, Fisher.
我正在运用报馆的传递带印照片 I'm doing a photo spread for G.Q. today by the convey or belt.
我要挽救你的事业,请来见我 Meet me. I'll save your tush.
我帮绅士哥利打散工 And since I do freelance stuff for G.Q. now, I have an idea.
可以想出妙计扭转乾坤 What are you saying? Vindication.
证明你的报导虽然并非全部属实 A chance to prove that although your story wasn't entirely factual,
但你的理论却是正确的 your theory was correct.
卡小姐的真人真事 The real story on Miss Carpenter.
全部细节都是骇人听闻的 All the gory details.
嗯哼 嗯哼 Mmhmm. Mmhmm.
如果她再跑 头条给你 And if she runs again, you got a cover story.
♪ 哦 她来了 ♪ ♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
♪ 小心，她会咬你的 ♪ ♪ Watch out, boy she'll chew you up ♪
♪ 哦 她来了 ♪ ♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
♪ 她很凶猛 ♪ ♪ She's a maneater ♪
♪ 哦 她来了 ♪ ♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
♪ 小心，她会咬你的 ♪ ♪ Watch out, boy she'll chew you up ♪
♪ 哦 她来了 ♪ ♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
♪ 她很凶猛 ♪ ♪ She's a maneater ♪
♪ 她会整夜游走 ♪ ♪ She'll only come out at night ♪
♪ 寻找目标 ♪ ♪ The lean and hungry type ♪
“欢迎光临马里兰的小镇”
♪ 没什么了不起 我经历过 ♪ ♪ Nothing is new I've seen her here before ♪
♪ 观察并等待 ♪ ♪ Watching and waiting ♪
♪ 她和你一齐观望 ♪ ♪ She's seated with you but here yes are on the door ♪
“我去恤发,很快回来,美姬留字”
♪ 我是你就不会 ♪ ♪ I wouldn't if I were you ♪
♪ 我知道她能 ♪ ♪ I know what she can do ♪
♪ 她可以撕碎你的胸膛 ♪ ♪ She's deadly, man She could really rip your world apart ♪
♪ 心无旁骛 ♪ ♪ Mind over matter ♪
♪ 外表美丽 内心狂野 ♪ ♪ Oh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart ♪
你的房间在楼上转左 Here you go. Right upstairs to the left.
餐厅几点钟打烊? Thanks. How late's the restaurant open?
每晚开到八点半 那么晚还开? 8:30 every night. That late, huh?
仙迪,可以把狗儿赶走吗? Cindy, can you eightysix Sprout?
它在舔我放进去的滑液呢! He's licking up all the petroleum distillates I'm trying to put in.
抱歉 它又不乖了 Oh, sorry. She's an obedience-school dropout.
坐下 Have a seat.
“卷发兼染发”
你真棒,你真棒 You're a goddess. You're a goddess!
我这次有机会平反了 Shazam! I think I'm in Mayberry.
我只不过加一点溶液进去而已 I didn't have to change a gasket, just put in new hydraulic fluid.
别讨好我了 Oh, you turn a girl's head. Whoa!
请问一下 xcuse me. Hello?
嗨,我是来找卡美姬的 xcuse me. Could you help I'm looking for Maggie Carpenter.
硬件店门前有一张字条 There was a, uh, note on the door of the hardware store across the street.
根据我过往的经验 It's just been our experience that...
能穿这种平底船鞋来这里的 anyone who comes in here with tassels on his loafers...
都是想访问美姬的大都市记者 is a bigcity reporter wanting to do an interview with Maggie.
关于…她未来婚礼的事 About her upcoming wedding and all.
知道她把那纽约专栏作家弄走吧 Actually about her getting that asshole from New York fired.
我刚巧的确是个记者 你是谁呢? I am just such a reporter. And who are you?
碧姬 但并非那个六十年代的溜冰冠军 Peggy Flemming. Not the ice skater.
进来吧 这些漂亮的女士是什么人呢! Come in, come in. Who are these lovely ladies?
我叫仙迪,是美姬的未嫁表妹 Hi. I'm Cindy. Maggie's unmarried cousin.
我是毕太,和美姬没有亲戚关系 Mrs. Pressman. No relation. Oh, sorry.
阁下呢? And you are?
我是来找美姬的 Looking... for Maggie.
美姬,有人找你 Maggie, someone to see you.
我希望你会用一个新角度来写 I hope you've got a new angle
因为其他的一切都报导过了 because it's all pretty much been covered.
来访问美姬的都要先剪发 Hold on. No one interviews Maggie in here without a haircut.
对不起,刚剪了 Sorry, no. Just got one.
先生,对不起 我有一个事实要告诉你 xcuse me, sir, I have a fact for you.
我有实情给你 好哇,彭太 This is an actual fact. Yes, Mrs. Pressman?
这是她第四个婚礼,不是第七个 This is actually her fourth wedding, not her seventh like they said.
我知道 老实讲 I know. Tell me something.
你认为她这次真的结婚吗?我不清楚 Do you think she gonna make it all the way this time? I don't know.
她不小心,把香口胶吞了 She swallowed her gum. She does that.
报纸摊那个史好赌先生是外围佬 Mr. Schulian, he runs the news stand. He's also our local bookie.
他用一赔八的盘口赌她不会嫁 He's given eighttoone odds that she won't.
剪发之外,帮你洗头好吗? Instead of a haircut, how 'bout a wash?
把你那些都市污垢也洗掉嘛 Get all that city grit out of your hair.
你肯回答我的问题吗? You'll answer my questions?
你洗头时我发问 好吧 Fine! You wash, I'll ask.
你想知道什么呢? So, what do you want to know?
你几时行婚礼? When is the big day?
下周一 来把这个 嗯 放在这里... A week from Sunday. Let's put this, um, up here like this...
这种发剂的气味比较浓 because this aroma therapy can get a little strong.
因为我们怕你睡着 The lavender, we don't want to put you to sleep.
你紧张吗? You nervous?
不,我肯定可以顺利完成 I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
只不过… 我最近发了一些怪梦 xcept I've been having all kinds of weird dreams.
把那些怪梦告诉我吧 Mmhmm. Would you like to tell me about 'em?
好哇 Yeah, sure.
在另一个梦里… 彼得,我马上来帮你修发 And another one.Pete, I'll be right with ya.
我进入教堂,所有人都到齐了 I go inside the church and everyone I know is there.
我垂下头看看我的礼服 竟然是红色的 The creepiest part is I look down at my dress, and it's red!
我不知道为什么 我不喜欢红色 I don't know what that means. Red is not my color.
你觉得怎样? What do you think?
我觉得你穿红色会很娇艳 I think you'd look good in red. No, no.
她是问你觉得你的头发怎样 She means about your hair.
请把外衣拿给我吧 My jacket, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
老兄 知道哪卖去色剂吗 xcuse me, sir. Do you know where I can get some shampoo?
要很强力那种 Strong shampoo?
去榆树街那间医生开的药房吧 Doc's pharmacy. Third and Elm.
说是彼得介绍你去的就行了 Tell 'em Pete sent ya.
你需要戴上我的帽子吗? You want my hat?
不必了 这样挺好 No, no, I'm fine.
你可能比我需要 You might need it.
你想找的榆树街就在那边 Mr. Graham, if you're looking for Elm Street, it's that way.
我谢谢你了 Thank you.
你若是来揭我伤疤取乐 If you came down here in the pursuit of happiness,
最好知难而退 you might as well go back.
会让我不爽 You can't make me feel bad.
我并不是想令你难堪 I'm not trying to make you feelbad.
我来这里是要证明我并非乱写 I'm here for vindication.
我就是感觉我写的正确 In my heart, I feel I'm right about you.
你害我被革职 You got me fired, lady.
你毁了我的名声 You destroyed my reputation,
毁了我的头发 and you screwed up my hair.
你喜欢把男人玩弄于股掌之上 You chew up men, spit 'em out and love it.
你已经作弄了三个 You're gonna do the same thing to this poor schmuck number four...
你对第四个傻瓜也会故技重施 that you did to the previous three.
你会又再跑掉 You're gonna run again.
你未跑掉前我是不会离开这里的 And I'm not leaving until you do.
我也想聊天,但我有工作要做! I'd love to stay and chat, but I still have my job.
小朋友,等一下 Hey, kid, kid, kid, wait a minute.
我想用十块钱买你的帽子 Give you ten bucks for the hat. Sure!
好极了 That's right.
跟你说 真是拍照的好机会 I'm telling you, that is a photo opportunity.
我见到只有一只狗时就知道醉了 When I only see one dog, I know I've had too much to drink.
你们一定猜不到 Hey, you'll never guess...
今天哪只垂头嗒尾的狗来了小镇 who came crawling into town with his tail between his legs.
哪只? Who?
您好,美姬 Hello, Maggie.
我是来向你的家人致歉的 I just came over to apologize to your family.
我犯了错就一定会负荆请罪 When I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
我捏造了一个故事 犯下大错 I pushed a story. I made a mistake.
那就证明他是一个人啦 In other words, he's only human.
他还带了美酒来嘛 And he brought us a bottle of wine.
你的家人要我戴上帽子 Made me put my hat back on.
他把狗儿吓到屁滚尿流 Yeah.It scared the hell outta Skipper.
你们一定是说笑了 You've gotta be kidding me.
不,狗儿吓得这样子吠啊 No, no. You should've seen Skipper. He was like
不见得好笑吧 It wasn't that... funny.
我一直感到宾至如归 Actually, it's been quite amusing.
华达把你三度逃婚的事告诉了我 Walter, here, has been sharing his father of the bride wedding memories.
我告诉你们 You know what?
我要把这樽酒拿到厨房去 I think I'll take this to the kitchen.
我帮你把酒拿入厨房吧 I'll help you bring it in... to the kitchen.
看看那些蟹煮好了没有,波比 Check on the crabs, Bob. Okay.
他留下来吃晚饭? 我不知道啊 Is he staying for dinner? I don't know.
希望他们不会发生争执 I hope they don't have a fight.
把婚礼也取消吧 You don't think they'd call it off, do you?
结婚蛋糕可以放进冰箱等下一次 Wedding cake freezes. This we know.
令千金真是个… You know, your daughter is such Oh, I'm sorry.
她真是个可爱的少女 She's such a lovely girl.
很像她的妈妈,你看 Yeah. Well, like her mother. Look.
愿她的灵魂得到安息 May she rest in peace.
美姬在学校时就令我们引以为荣 We were all so proud of Maggie when she was in school.
她拿到美国军团奖学金上大学 She won that American Legion scholarship to college.
主修工业产品设计 She studied industrial design.
可惜看不到她抛弃新郎的情景 I can't see her leaving multiple grooms in the dust like that.
她全都录影下来了 看得到的 Oh, yes, you can. She's got it all on tape.
有录影带 全家的录影带都在那边 Tape? Yeah, they're all right there.
连婚礼的录影带也有? You got tapes of the wedding?
酒店的老李是专录影婚礼的 Lee, at the hotel, videos weddings.
美姬也想不到要跑一百码冲刺 Course Maggie didn't know she was gonna be running the 100-yard dash.
老实说,她还蛮能跑的 找到了 I gotta say, she makes real good time. Bingo!
美姬逃跑的笑话 在本镇未必留传得最长久 Maggie may not be Hale's longest running joke,
但倒也算最快 but she is certainly the fastest.
真幽默 Ha, ha.
美姬的母亲和我一直想多生几个 Maggie's mom and I were only blessed with one child,
可惜只得一颗掌上明珠 not for a lack of trying.
好哇,爸爸,不要讲漏任何细节啊 This is good, Dad. Don't leave anything out.
开心的是… I consider it a bonus...
这么多婚礼都由我支付 that I'm actually able to plan and pay for so many weddings.
这次不用了 这次的婚礼由我支付 Not this one. This one's on me.
那倒很公平哟 Oh! That's fair.
我不是故意的 也不想再来一次 I don't do it on purpose, and I have no intentions of doing it again.
对 紧盯“球” Right, just keep your eye on the ball.
我用的是棒球术语 Sports psychology.
波比是中学的体育组总监 Bob is the head of the P.E. department at the high school.
教过足球队 也爬过喜玛拉雅山 And he coaches the football team. And he's climbed Everest.
喜玛拉雅山? 两次! verest? Is it true? Twice.
真的? It's True?
连氧气筒也不必带 Without oxygen.
我女朋友老是喜欢吹捧我 My girl, she likes to brag about me. I do.
美姬受过洞房之夜的训练 Maggie's training for our wedding night.
我们打算爬上黄山顶峰渡蜜月 I'm taking her trekking on Annapurna for our honeymoon.
真浪漫 Oh, how romantic!
我们也认为是 We think so.
可惜带着两个向导和一只牛上去 会破坏浪漫气氛 Nothing like sharing your nuptial bed with two Sherpas and a yak.
艾基,事情进行得怎样? Hey, Ike, how's it going?
你不会相信我在这里看的录像 You won't believe what I'm looking at here. I got a video, heh...
前三个倒霉蛋 of all three train wrecks.
这是我的新娘 令我自豪 Here's my bride, who's my pride.
有她在我身旁,我不会心慌慌 I'll never hide when she's by my side.
我心爱的娇娥,献给你一首歌 This is for you, Maggie, my "Sugar Magnolia."
你想知道真相吗 全在我手这里了 You want the truth? You want the facts? I got 'em.
我会把笔记寄给你 I'll send you a copy of the notes.
周末那天阅读,保证乐在其中 Good weekend reading for you.
代我问候你老婆雅莉吧,再见 Love to Ellie. Okay, bye.
♪ 甜蜜的花朵来吧 ♪ ♪ Sweet blossom come on ♪
♪ 在柳树下 ♪ ♪ Under the willow ♪
♪ 如果坚持，我们可以度过美好的时光 ♪ ♪ We can have high times if you'll abide ♪
♪ 我们可以发现大自然的奇观 ♪ ♪ We can discover the wonders of nature ♪
♪ 享受河边草丛美景 ♪ ♪ Rolling in the rushes down by the riverside ♪
♪ 她的一切都令人愉快 ♪ ♪ She's got everything delightful ♪
♪ 我爱她的一切 ♪ ♪ She's got everything I need ♪
♪ 让我绕她翱翔 ♪ ♪ Takes the wheel when I'm seeing double ♪
♪ 让我心跳加快 ♪ ♪ Pays my ticket when I speed ♪
好啦,牧师 给我们证婚吧 Okay, preacher man, let's go!
美姬,你去哪里? 森姆 Maggie, where're you goin'? Sam!
森姆 上车 那个婚礼怎么样? Sam. Get back on the bike. Okay. How was the wedding?
比预期中还短! Shorter than we planned. Just go.
好啦,后会有期 Okay, peace, baby.
“与罗白仁的婚礼”
她去哪儿? 她又要跑了 Where is she going? Look, she's leaving.
她忘了钱包 不 她没忘 She forgot her purse. No, she didn't forget her purse
快去追她,想想办法 Go after her! Do something!
天啊! I don't believe this.
“与史佐治的婚礼”
各位贵宾,我们今天共聚一堂… Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today
把马儿拉着好吗? Could we hold the horse, please?
马怎么了? What's wrong with the horse?
马儿比美姬更加紧张 The horse seems more jittery than the bride.
“希尔硬件商店”
我喜欢那件白色的晚礼服 I like the white tuxedo.
很不错,可惜他的皮肤太白了 Yeah, but he's no good 'cause he's too blond.
那我们就用传统的吧 All right. Then we just go with something very traditional.
他很英俊 对波比来说是稍微黑了一点 He's handsome. Maybe a little too dark for Bob.
他倒有波比的炯炯眼神 Yeah, but he's got the "Bobster's" eyes.
不,不 波比的双眼长得比较帖一些 No, no, no, no. The Bobster's eyes are closer set. Yeah.
您好 嗨 Hello! Hi. Hi.
可以来两杯咖啡吗? Could I have two cups of coffee? And Yes.
什么东西那么香呢? Mmm. What is that wonderful smell?
哦,原来是肉桂春卷 Oh, the cinnamon rolls!
可以给我两件吗?谢谢 Could I have two of those? Thank you. Yeah, sure.
我认为这具把你烘托得最美了 Okay. Uh, Maggie, I think this makes the best you.
我们看一看吧 看啊 Oh, let's see. Look at that.
对不起 xcuse me.
噢,你看,糟了 Oh, look at that.
救命啊,救命啊 Ow, ow, ow! Help me! Help me!
对了…那一具就是她 Yep, that'd be her.
你一定是甘先生了 You must be that Mr. Graham fella.
在下正是,未请教…? Yes, I am! And you are?
杜比提 你好 杜比提 I'm Betty Trout. Hi, Betty!
我猜结婚蛋糕是你造的 Okay, I guess you'll be the one making the cake.
我知道你将会 I'm also told that you will be throwing
搞一个夏威夷式宴会 I'm throwing the luau for Maggie.
是个婚前的夏威夷式宴会 Prewedding luau!
如果你还在镇里,欢迎你参加 If you're still in town, you should stop by.
他不想参加的 No, no, he doesn't want to come.
我好想啊 I'd love to come.
我一定来的 I will be there. Thank you.
你打算一直跟踪着我吗? Is that what you're going to do now? Follow me around everywhere I go?
不 No.
幸会,比提 I'll be back, Betty.
再见,甘先生 Bye, Mr. Graham.
我拣这一对 新郎的眼神很完美 That's my pick. The eyes are perfect.
加油,加油,我们不能落后 We always win. We never fail.
我们是彗星队, 彗星,彗星,一定要胜! We're the Comets, so go to Hale! Let's go, Comets
加油,加油,彗星队一流 Let's go Let's go, Comets, let's go
嗨,卡小姐 Hi, Miss Carpenter. Hey, Kendall.
美姬,不要嫁给教练啊 Maggie, don't marry Coach.
嫁我吧,我爱你 Marry me. I love you.
跟你有性关系会惹官非的,滚吧 You're jail bait, Dennis.Go away.
快些走吧 别想入非非 Go away.Run your laps. Go, go!
用全力去推呀 Drive, drive, drive! From the hips!
用臀部的力,弯低一些 Keep it low now, keep it low!
大家都做得很好 Good job, gentlemen. All right, special teams.
很好 Hey, honey, how are you? Good.
他又在搞什么鬼? What is he up to now?
艾基来看看球员 Ike just dropped by to check out the team.
是来跟你聊聊吧 And to talk about you!
你跟他交朋友? You aren't making friends with this man, are you?
我刚刚还吹捧你呢 I'm just bragging about how good you are.
还说自己是最幸福的人 And how I'm the luckiest man alive. Mmhmm!
你真会逗我 Sweetie.
我得走啦 Well, I better be moving.
今天还有很多工作要做 Got a lot of work to do today.
回见情种 婚礼上见 See you lovebirds later. See you at the wedding.
好的 谢谢你送的球衣 Yeah. Thanks for the jacket.
你请他来参加婚礼? You invited him to the wedding?
彗星,彗星,全力取胜 Go, go, Comets Let's go
他又会在另一篇专栏写我了 Don't you realize he's writing another article about me?
可是你这次不会跑掉嘛 Sure. But you're not runnin
拥抱我吧 让我看看你那阳光似的微笑 Come on. Give me some of that homemade sunshine.
孩子们! 推我的公主去兜兜风吧 Boys, take my princess for a ride on her chariot.
神父 保佑我 因为我犯了罪 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
我最后一次忏悔是在… 不提也罢 My last confession was Well, anyway.
我有个难以解决的问题 I have sort of a technical question.
我一直有个很糟的想法 I've been having bad thoughts.
真的很糟 Really bad thoughts.
不纯洁的性？ Of an impure nature?
我想毁掉某个人的人生、事业、以及一切 I want to destroy this man's life, career,everything.
我要以牙还牙! I want revenge!
那在罪行的衡量而言有多糟呢? Now, on the sin scale, how bad is that?
我可否大叫圣母玛利亚来赎罪? Can I... "Hail Mary" my way out of that?
我的孩子啊,任何的罪都是… 我叫做美姬 My child, any sin in one's heart is a The name is Maggie.
十年前你狂吻湿吻热吻我 It was this side of ten years ago you had your tongue down my throat.
可以别叫我做孩子了 So don't "my child" me, Brian, okay? It annoys me.
美姬,别生气嘛 Maggie, don't get so upset.
白仁,跟我聊聊啊 我要好好跟你一谈 Hey, hey! Don't Brian, talk to me. I need to talk to you.
你并非天主教徒 不该来这 You're not even Catholic so you really shouldn't be here.
对不起 只是这烦人记者在城里 我压力很大。 I'm sorry. I'm just so stressed out about this slimeball reporter being in town.
我要告诉你他可能会来这里 And I wanted to come and tell you that he might stop by here...
向你发问很多无聊的问题 and ask you all kinds of ridiculous questions.
他只来问过一条无聊的问题而已 Well, he only actually asked me one ridiculous question.
其他的都不算太无聊 The rest weren't so bad.
什么?你跟他谈过话了? What? Oh, you talked to him?
哦 你告诉他我们曾约会吗？ Ooh. Did you tell him that we dated before you were a priest?
当然啦,只是为你着想嘛 Of course. I think I only did you good.
他究竟问过什么? WWhat exactly did he ask?
神父,我是否来得太迟了? 不 Am I too late, Father? No, no.
不会太花时间,只是两宗小罪 It won't take long. Just two venials. Okay.
他问的问题很得体 Um, just respectful things.
你喜欢什么样的音乐？那时我们有什么共同点？ What kind of music did you like? What did we have in common back then?
你跑掉时有没有毁掉了我一生? Did you ruin my life when you left me at the altar?
你怎样回答? Uh, what did you say?
我说婚姻大事既然是神的安排 I said, you know, how could I be angry...
我又怎可以生气呢? when this is clearly as God intended for it to be for me?
你答得很好,谢谢 Good one! Thanks.
其实,我说的是真正的感受 But, actually, it's, it's really, really how I feel.
别说了 上帝 我不应在这说“上帝” Of course. God, yes. Not God.
对不起 Sorry.
我得走了 这人是疯子 I better go. The man is a lunatic.
我知那疯子下一步会怎样做 But I think I know exactly where he's going next.
上帝保佑你 God bless.
银包 Oh! Purse.
我忘记了带银包 Forgot my purse.
嗨,对不起,要拿银包 Hi, sorry. Purse.
祝你好运 Good luck.
他问过一个什么无聊的问题? What was the one ridiculous question that he asked?
他问你喜欢吃怎么样煮的蛋 He wanted to know how you liked your eggs.
古古怪怪 Oh, weird.
事隔多年你又怎会记得呢? Like a person's gonna remember after all this time.
你喜欢吃炒蛋,加盐加胡椒粉 和我一样 Scrambled with salt,pepper and dill. Same as me.
我当年伤害了你,感到很抱歉 I'm sorry I hurt you, Brian.
美姬,我在这里很开心 Maggie, I'm happy now... here.
我是应该住在教堂的 It's where I'm supposed to be.
但如果你决定做天主教教徒 请你.... But... if you ever do decide to become a Catholic, willyou do me this favor?
向帕特里克神父忏悔 Confess to Father Patrick.
一定 Of course.
“纪朗车房”
那盒录影带,还记得吗? Hey, look, the tape. Remember?
还记得无线电城音乐厅那一次吗 Radio City Music Hall concert...
我要求上台和谢利一起唱歌 when Jerry was on "Ripple," and I'm going like, "Dude, let me jam."
纪朗,听我讲 Gill, listen I'll play it for you.
你一定记得 留心听我讲 You remember, Maggie. You were there. Can you focus on me?
有个记者搞到我失魂落魄 There's this reporter who's making my life a living hell.
无论如何也不要让他看到 And whatever you do,
我在三藩市音乐厅那帧照片 do not show him that picture of me from the concert in San Francisco.
好吗… Okay? Can you
什么声音? What is that?
三藩市 但是我们去了几次 有很多图片 Uh Wait. San Francisco? But we went a few times. There's a lot of pictures.
你指哪一张?因为有次爆胎...... Which picture? Because one time we had a flat tire. Remember?
万万料不到 Imagine!
卡美姬竟在音乐会穿无上装 Maggie Carpenter topless in a public arena.
我明白那一晚非常寒冷 I see it was a very chilly evening.
这幅相最奇妙的地方 What's really interesting about this, though,
是我听说过你背上纹上玫瑰 is that you can't see that rose tattoo...
但在照片上却看不到 on your back.
艾克跟我赌 50 美元你没有 Heh. Oh, yeah. Ike bet me 50 bucks that you don't still have it.
我说：老兄,就跟你赌吧 美姬很喜欢那朵纹身玫瑰 I said, "You're on,man. Maggie loved that thing."
跟你坦白说,我很需要那五十元 And, seriously, I mean, I could use 50 bucks.
美姬 Mmhmm. Maggie?
我不会让你们看的 Look, I'm not gonna show you guys anything.
我就快做新娘了 I am a soontobemarried woman.
把那张照片还给我吧 So just give me the photograph!
我都想还给你 I would love to give you this. Believe me, I would.
但先让我们看看你背上的玫瑰吧 Just give us a quick gander at that rose,
那我也会很乐意原璧归赵 and I'll gladly turn it over to you.
好,好,好哇 Fine. Fine. Okay, fine.
行了吧 满意了吧 Okay? All right? Ahem. Satisfied?
你把那纹出来的玫瑰刮掉了 Maggie, you got it removed? Gill
我跟你赌多一倍,那朵玫瑰其实是帖上去的 Gill, I'll go you double or nothing it was a stick on.
其实我真的… Gill, I am...
真的… really, really...
很怕被针刺穿皮肤 afraid of needles.
我实在没办法 But that doesn't make me a bad person.
看啊,看啊 Look! Look!
我觉得这位仁兄的心破碎了 I think this man is heartbroken.
不,你不会的 No, you're, you're not!
你还有结他,还有李滴雅这女友 You have your guitar, and you have Lydia. You're not
我们迟一些才谈 We'll talk about this later. Okay?
唏,艾基 Hey, Ike?
谢利怎么样呀? What would Jerry do? He'd play.
他依然弹结他,谢利依然弹结他 Jerry would play! He would play!
艾基在那边 Well, there's Ike...
他和镇长、警长在一起 with the mayor and the police chief.
他倒很擅长交朋友 Boy, he sure makes friends easy.
他很棒哟 That's pretty cool.
好球 Oh, yeah! That's right!
他就是那个记者,是吗? Hey, you're that reporter, right? Yeah.
他又来了 There he is again!
好一头跟尾狗 Snoop Doggy Dogg!
总有一天我会娶到美姬的 I'm going to marry Maggie someday.
真的? Oh, really?
他很有魅力 He's an attractive man.
那个邪牌记者会有魅力? The vicious reporter is attractive? You're saying viciousness is attractive?
噢,他走过来了 He's coming.
不,不要走开,不要走开 I better go No, no, no. Don't leave. Uh, act natural.
嗯 他可能会读唇语 Um, he can probably read lips.
值得击掌赞赏 表演得很好 The famous Swenson triplets. Give me 15. Yeah. Well done.
我会处理这个 不要移动你的嘴唇！ I will handle this. Don't move your lips! Okay? Go on.
我来应付大局 我会一言不发 I will handle this! I won't say anything.
做得好,高利 Yeah, Cory!
唏,费碧姬 Hey, Peggy Flemming! Hey.
这不是溜冰 这是美姬的位置 Not the ice skater. Hey, that's Maggie's seat.
这也是她的啤酒吧 Yes, and this must be her beer too.
唏,亲爱的 Hey! Hey, sweetie!
那就是你老公吧? That your husband out here?
他叫费高利 Yeah. This is Cory? Cory Flemming?
是本地的电台播音员,是吗? He's a radio announcer here, isn't he?
你听过他的早间节目 "和弗莱姆一起醒来" ？ Have you heard his morning show, Wake Up With Flemm?
还未听过 Not yet.
现在上场的是大西洋酒店的老李 Now up, Atlantic Hotel's Lee Mistlehorne.
我丈夫念中学时已是明星球队的 He actually made the allstars in high school.
他一定令你感到自豪了 Really? You must be proud of him.
我当年还未认识他 I didn't really know him back then.
那段时间他一直跟美姬有约会 He was actually dating Maggie... at the time.
我意思是，他从没认真 I mean, he never really They were never gonna
对待订婚 你明白吗 get engaged or anything, it was just like, you know.
还会给她起外号太烦人了 Sometimes he'd call her Magpie and it was really irritating.
我干吗都告诉了你呢? 你说得很好 Magpie.But, uh I don't know why I'm telling you this. No, this is good
他上垒了! He's stealing third! Yes! Safe.
打得好! Excellent. Yes! Yes! Whoo!
安全返垒 Safe!
太棒了 I love it! Uhhuh!
多嘴鸟 Good one! Magpie!
打得真好! xcellent!
他们依然是朋友倒也是件好事 It's nice that they're... still friends.
这是很久前的事了，但 Yeah, I mean, that was just a long time ago. And, you know, it's just
恕我失陪 So Excuse me.
你没事吧? You all right? Yeah!
嘿 佩奇 Hey, Peggy? Hey!
你坐在这里三分钟了 You have been here, what, like three minutes?
你把她怎样了? What did you do to her?
你应该“指”责自己才对 你说什么? You could just turn that finger around. Excuse me?
这算是什么行为啊? "Oh, Cory, Cory, Cory!" Pow, pow, pow. What is that? What is this about?
我们一直都是好朋友 You know what? We have all been friends our entire lives.
那种关系你显然不能体会 A type of relationship that you obviously don't understand.
不能体会的倒不只我一个人 I'm not the only one who does not understand.
你这样做倒不计较后果 The U.S.S. Maggie leaves quite a wake.
失陪了 xcuse me.
搞屎棍! Potstirrer man.
高利交给老李,老李交给丁医生 Cory Flemming to Lee Mistlehorne to Dr. Ettinger.
好球 Hey. All right.
我这也算是喝采了,也算不错啦 That's cheering. I'm cheering normal.
也不错 Cheer. Normal.
碧姬,早安 早安 Good morning, Peggy. Good morning.
你认为我跟你老公打情骂俏吗? Do you think I flirt with Cory?
也跟你说一句早安吧 你很累,但样子还不错 Good morning to you too. You look good.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你认为我跟你老公打情骂俏吗? Do you think I flirt with Cory?
是的 我并非存心的 Yes. I don't mean to.
我认为你有时乱抛媚眼 我知道 I know. I think sometimes you just sort of... spaz out with excess flirtatious energy,
把有毛的男人都弄得神魂颠倒 and it just lands on anything male that moves.
有毛的男人都会? Anything male that moves?
无毛的男人就不会了吗? As opposed to anything male that doesn't?
那种男人比较软弱无能嘛 Well, like certain kinds of coral.
我今天要自杀了 I'm definitely going to have to kill myself today.
因为你认为我总是说“嘿，伙计，来呀。” Because you think I'm all like, "Hey, man, check me out."
我不是这个意思 我是认为你会这样想： No, I don't. I think you're like...
“我充满魅力,有神秘感” "I'm charming and mysterious in a way that even I don't understand,
会莫名其妙地高叫： “你这雄赳赳的男人快来保护我” and something about me is crying out for protection from a big man like you."
很难跟你争男人的 It's very hard to compete with.
尤其是结了婚失去神秘感的女人 specially as... married women who've lost our mystery.
失去?你很有神秘的魅力嘛 Lost You have You are totally mysterious.
不,我是古怪 No. I'm weird.
而古古怪怪与神神秘秘 是不可以混为一谈的 Weird and mysterious are two very different things.
古惑与古怪,也不可以混为一谈 Quirky and weird are two very different things.
碧姬,我觉得这次很明显 Peggy, I think there is a distinct possibility...
是我受到很大的冤屈! that I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up.
但是… Despite that,
其实我还是很疼爱你 I love you and I promise...
我答应以后不跟高利打情骂俏 to no longer flirt with Cory.
我并非担心你和高利 Maggie, I'm not worried about you and Cory,
也不是担心我和高利 or me and Cory,
也不是想你蒙受冤屈 or you being irreversibly screwed up.
其实你自幼就是这个样子 Maggie, you've been like this since we were kids.
我认为你既然都知道自己的事 And all I'm thinking is, now that you're aware of it,
也知道你会令别人难受 and that it hurts people's feelings sometimes,
你不如专心对一个男人吧 maybe it's time to get on with life, and commit to someone of your own,
例如波比,如果你喜欢他的话 like Bob, if he's the one.
我明白你的意思 I know.
有什么我可以向你补偿的吗? Is there anything I can do to... make it up to you?
你做过一件… Well, there's always...
令我心扉温暖的事 the thing that brings warmth to my heart,
就是扮鸭嘴兽 and that is duckbill platypus.
在露营时扮才好玩的 Duckbill That is only funny in like Camp Birchwood on...
现在就扮吧 Just do it.
要下雨时把我的腿当作营幕的柱 A trip with the tent and my leg as the pole and it's raining.
这样才会好笑的 And you know. That's the only time that's funny.
快做给我看看吧 Let's just see.
要我扮鸭,真丢脸嘛 It's so humiliating.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢你了 Thank you.
♪ 再见，女士们 ♪ ♪ Farewell, ladies ♪
♪ 再见 女士们 我要走了♪ ♪ Farewell, ladies We're going to leave you now ♪
♪ 快乐地我们滚滚滚滚滚滚滚 ♪ ♪ Merrily we roll along roll along, roll along ♪
喂,快醒来 Lee. Hey, wake up. Hey!
把那记者的房门匙给我 我要侦查一下 Hello? Hi. Gimme the key to the reporter's room. I wanna snoop around.
在二楼 别偷太大件的 Come on, quick. Wake up. Second floor. Thank you. Don't take anything big.
好 Okay.
嘘 Shh.
“米露士主唱”
我会听他喜欢的歌星唱什么 Hopefully his favorite.
我认为她经常走佬 My theory is she's running... Negative attention is attention.
带来负面影响 And negative attention is attention.
例如因为你的专栏 有个女人通街掴你几巴掌 You know, like when women whack you on the street because of your column.
我们说的是她的负面关注，不是我的。 We're talking about her negative attention, not mine.
“怎会有那么多男人向她求婚?” "How does she get all those guys to propose?
“她并不漂亮嘛!” She's not that beautiful."
你去死啦,专栏写稿佬! Bite me, paperboy.
晚上把鞋放出门外 明天早上鞋子会闪闪发光 You put your shoes out at night, they're real shiny in the mornin'.
有时会连鞋子也不见了 那又何必冒险呢! Sometimes they don't bring'em back. Mmm, why take a chance?
晚安吧 Good night.
我知道你在里面 我见到啦 All right. I know you're in there. I saw you.
你犯了美国宪法第一条规例了 You realize you're messing with the First Amendment now.
听我的话,开门吧 Come on, open up.
快些 Come on!
我们该好好畅谈一番 We should have a very serious discussion...
谈谈你怎会那么令人讨厌 about why you are such a pain in the ass!
快开门 Open the door!
好啦,我要进来了 I'm coming in. I'm coming through.
这是你最后一个机会 It's your last chance. Here I come!
我撞门啦! Here I come!
好吧! All right.
非法窜入是一项重罪 Breaking and entering. That's a felony. I'm calling the sheriff.
提醒他携酒去参加夏威夷宴会 Can you remind him that's he's bringing the wine to the luau?
省得我打电话给他,谢谢 It'll save me a call. Thanks so much.
你那个朋友美姬有妹妹吗? Hey, Ike, does your friend have a sister?
你下星期就可以追求美姬啦 Wait for the original. She'll be available in a week.
“毫无悔意”
不准动,盖好被 我不是来看你那话儿的 Freeze. Oh, hold on to those covers. I didn't come to see Ike Junior.
我肯定旅馆的管理人很崇拜你 I take it the desk clerk is one of your many admirers.
你的笔记令我读得很感趣味 So, your notes made for... interesting reading.
你又再完全误解了 你究竟想说什么呢? What's your point? My point is, once again, you're getting it all wrong.
你这样做不能挽回声誉 And that's not gonna improve your reputation,
所以，我决定我会帮你写真相。 So, I decided that I would help you write the truth.
真的? Really? Mmhmm.
我决定采取合作态度 I've decided to cooperate and let you interview me...
收你一千大元让你访问我 for $1,000.
我要婚礼大阵仗,礼服杀死人 I want a big wedding and a killer dress. and for a grand...
我让你独家采访我 I will answer all your questions and let you follow me around.
我那家杂志社不付钱买资料的 The magazine does not spend money for stories.
认为是不合专业操守 It's not what you would call ethical. Oh.
我是说由你掏腰包 I meant you.
你可能收了解雇金或其他费用啦 I figured you probably got severance or expenses or both.
我猜 你又何必靠写产品说明书养活自己 I'm guessing that you're writing on spec.
不如写第一手访问更能挣钱啦 And with a firstperson interview, you might actually sell that thing.
太贵了 七百五十块吧 Too much. Sevenfifty.
成交 Done.
你这算是开玩笑吗? 我知道你吹的是哪一首歌 Is that supposed to be a joke? I know what you're whistling.
这是送给我姪女的生日礼物 This is a birthday present for my cousin.
很巧妙 That's great.
灯树 A lamp tree.
很棒哟 That's great.
这是你的商标吗? 大概是吧 Is this That's your preferred logo? I think so.
都很精彩 It's nice. The whole thing is great.
你大可以在纽约卖这些灯 I think you could sell these lamps in New York.
也许总有一天我会的 Maybe someday.
你害怕试一试吗?不,我并不是害怕,只不过 You afraid to try? No, no. I'm not afraid.
总会有一天我会 Just... someday.
这枚是白仁送的 This is Brian.
噢,现在是白仁神父了 Oh, Father Brian.
这枚就是纪朗送的 纪朗,对了 And Gill's, of course. Gill, yeah.
佐治送的 And... George.
他在养蝶场向我求婚 He proposed at a butterfly farm in Saint Thomas.
戒指用卵囊包住 The ring was inside a cocoon.
手法太像沉默的羔羊,我吃不消 Ahh. A little too Silence of the Lambs for my taste, but
嗯，他是昆虫学家。 我认为它非常独特。 Well, he's an entomologist. I thought it was very unique.
最后是波比送的了 And finally, Bob. Mmm.
他在棒球大赛第七局时向我求婚 He proposed during the seventh inning stretch... at an Oriole game.
别,让我猜一猜 Wait, wait. Wait, don't tell me.
当时计分牌闪出这六个字 “美姬,嫁给我吧!” The scoreboard lit up with "Marry me, Maggie."
真是我毕生最奇妙的一刻 It was one of the most wonderful moments of my life.
我早知道了,事有可疑 Highly suspect.
你说什么?这种手法浪漫得很 What do you mean? It was incredibly romantic.
可能只有我才觉得事有可疑 Look, maybe it's just me, but...
如果要用到这种手段 那就欠缺诚意了 if you gotta dress it up like that, it just doesn't ring true.
我认为顶多只能这样子坦白说 You know, I, I think the most... that anybody can honestly say is:
“我肯定将来会有不如意的时候” "Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee...
“我肯定我俩其中一个想分手” "at some point one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing.
“但我肯定如果不向你求婚” "But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine,
“我会遗憾终生!” "I'll regret it the rest of my life.
“因为我很清楚在我心坎里” "Because I know in my heart...
“只有你的存在!” you're the only one for me."
我喜欢你这种求婚讲法 I like it.
我还是喜欢计分牌闪出来的字句 I'd like it better on a scoreboard.
你当年求婚时就是这种样说吗? So, is that what you said when you asked your wife to marry you?
哦，别显得那么惊讶。 你身上写满了“离婚”。 Oh, don't look so surprised. You've got "divorce" written all over you.
我一直很努力 I'm a workinprogress.
你是这样子对她说? So, is that what you said to her?
不,我当年口才非常好,我是说： No. I think I said something very eloquent like,
“也许…” "So, um,
“你和我都应该,你明白啦…” "maybe you and I should, you know
“你觉得怎样?说呀!” What do you think? Huh?"
这样讲才浪漫嘛 Now, that's romantic.
出了什么岔子啊? What went wrong?
我不晓得 I don't know.
你不晓得? You don't know?
不晓得 No.
试问问她吧,你有这样想过吗? Maybe you should ask her sometime. Ever thought of that?
自此我一直都没有结婚了 ven with everything that's happened, I have still never been married.
我该有一件漂亮的结婚礼服的 And I still deserve a beautiful dress.
韦太? Mrs. Whittenmeyer?
你跑去哪儿呀? Where are you going?
她只是一见你就害怕 You'll have to excuse her. Some of the children are afraid of you...
你在教堂逃跑时把小男孩拖倒了 since you dragged that little boy up the aisle.
拖倒?不,我没有 Drag No. I didn't, I didn't
他是踩着自己的鞋带才摔倒的 He tripped on his own shoelaces.
你是来拿礼服吧,我去拿 You've come for your dress. Good. It's in the back. I'll get it.
其实嘛,韦太 我已经决定了 Actually, Mrs. Whittenmeyer, I decided...
我要这件 that I want to get this dress. Oh.
你订了的那件才别致嘛 The one you have on hold is lovely, dear.
我知,但我改变了主意啦 I know, but I've just I've changed my mind.
这件要一千块钱的 This is $ 1,000.
我有一千块钱啊! And I have $ 1,000.
你订的那件是三百块罢了 The other one is only $300, dear.
橱窗那件有减价吗? Um Is that dress for sale?
你穿那件礼服未免花太多钱了 It's just a lot of money to spend on one of your dresses, Maggie.
反正你只穿十分钟 After all, you only wear them for about ten minutes or so.
你倒说得对 I guess that's true.
那一件很漂亮 Uh, the other dress is, is nice.
我可以跟你谈一谈吗? Whittenmeyer. Could I talk to you just for a second?
我不知道是什么回事 Come here. I don't know much about this kind of thing.
你是在这里卖结婚礼服的,是吗 I'm from out of town. But you're a salesperson, right?
我在这里三十年了 You're here to sell wedding dresses. I've been here 30 years.
好 因为卡彭特小姐是来买一个的。 Perfect! Because Miss Carpenter is here to buy one.
不是随便买一件,是要那件 Ah. But not just any one. She wants that one.
要一千块钱嘛 你听清楚 It's $1,000! Listen, Aunt Bee.
我一向不擅词令 我们试用“影像联想法” Verbal communication was never perfect for me. Let's try visual, all right?
我俩现在来买礼服 We're buying the dress.
我们将会买这一件 Now, we'll have this nice beautiful dress.
是她的啦?对吧? 明白了吗? And anything else she wants, it's hers. Okay? All right?
你认为怎样? What do you think?
你看起来… You look
蛮不错 You look fine.
蛮不错? Fine.
你搞到报纸也掉转来看 You're reading your newspaper upside down.
不只“蛮不错”了吧 That's gotta be better than "fine."
嗯哼 Yeah.
向我表示倾慕吧 Come on, now. Admire me.
幻想我在教堂时的艳光四射 Get the whole picture. Right?
我会把秀发向上梳 I'm gonna have my hair up somehow.
后面配衬小装饰物 I don't know. Maybe with a little in the back.
加上我这套娇艳的礼服 And, my favorite feature...
像拖着银铃似的款摆生姿 is that it kind of swishes like a bell when I move.
铃,铃 Ding, ding
叮! Ding, ding
果然为你花添锦上 It works.
波比一定乐死了 Bob will be very happy.
波比?噢,对了 我们要去见波比呀! Oh, Bob! We gotta go. We gotta go meet Bob.
我会参加夏威夷宴会的 Oh, jeez, yeah, I'm goin' to the luau. I never miss it. The barbershop
毕文太太 我们准备叫东西了 Mrs. Pressman, we're ready to order here, I think.
我们没有特餐提供… I'm all out of the special
我要花园煎蛋卷，只有蛋清。 好的。 I'll have the garden omelet, egg whites only. Okay.
我都是 Okay. That sounds good. I'll have the same.
嫁鸡随鸡 Of course.
我连叫蛋白也要给你取笑吗? What is that? I can't even order eggs without sarcasm from you?
当然你只会跟着别人 你说什么 “咳咳吗” Neutral corners. You're on the same team.What's that sound? "Ahem."
喝些水吧 Have some water.
算是猫儿玩绒球的声音吗? 别再互相挖苦了 Penalty box. Penalty box. Hmm? What is it? Fur ball?
美姬的人品是没话讲了 Ike, Maggie is the sweetest person you're ever gonna meet.
但她太专注于对外 But she focuses too much out there.
她需要专注对内了 She needs to start focusing more in here.
所以她过去有这么多问题存在 That's why I think she's had, uh,
whatever you wanna call 'em problems in the past.
我正在设法改造她了 And that's what we're working on. Focus.
专注于美姬,专注于美姬 Focus. Focus on Maggie. Focus. Mmhmm.
专注于波比,专注于波比 Focus on Bob. Focus on Bob.
我和美姬一直学“影像联想法” I've been runnin' Maggie through these visualization exercises.
所有的心理医生都用这一招： All the sports shrinks use this head stuff.
用影像联想龙门的底线 Visualize the end zone.
联想打高尔夫球时一击入洞 Visualize that holeinone.
你在教堂时会使劲地扔花球吗? Tell me. When you get to the altar, do you spike the bouquet?
唉!我得走了 Okay, you know what Well, I'm off.
记者的工作永远都做不完 A reporter's work is never done.
再见 See you later. Bye, Mrs. Pressman. Thank you.
我会专注于你叫的蛋了 I'm gonna go focus on your eggs, Bob.
我很高兴你来 想跟你说 I'm glad you're here. I wanted to try to explain.
教堂都没有说一句：我愿意 是有原因的 There are reasons why there have been three weddings and no "I do's."
我积存了数不清的结婚蛋糕 You can't believe how much cake we got stuck with!
我没有变成大肥婆已算奇迹了 It's a wonder I don't weigh 300 pounds!
她父亲买了的酒已没有人喝啦 And then, her father bought all that booze that nobody drank.
他满不在乎…自己喝嘛! But he didn't mind that Hi, Grandma.
你祖母告诉我你在教堂走佬的事 Grammy is giving me the skinny on why you run from marital bliss.
是的 内塔，捂住耳朵。 Right. Netta, cover up your ears.
她怕的并不是婚礼 It's not that she's afraid of the wedding.
而是洞房之夜 She's afraid of the wedding night! Mmm.
纯良少女都害怕男人那条单眼蛇 Innocent girls are terrified of the oneeyed snake.
当年我以处女之身做新娘 Why, when I was a virgin bride,
上床时还握着那根织毛衣的针 I took a knitting needle to bed with me.
我刚刚享受过那条单眼蛇了 噢,一言惊醒梦中人 Grandma, I charmed... the oneeyed snake a while ago. Oh, yeah. I forgot.
好吧 我告诉你 你爷爷不会忘那个新婚之夜 Well, I'll tell you one thing. Your grandpa never forgot that wedding night.
妮妲,不用再掩耳了! Netta, you can take your hands down.
茶都快变冻了 The tea's cold. Good.
等我一下 能跟你说句话吗 Could you excuse us for a minute? May I have a word with you, please?
再见,妮妲 Oh. Bye, Netta. Bye.
婆婆,谢谢你款待 Thanks, Grammy.
“忧郁歌王戴维斯” 我找到的,有趣吗? I found this, and I didn't know if it was something interesting.
这是“猫王”唱片 我清理阁楼发现的 My-- This is Miles Davis. Oh, I was cleaning out the attic and
这种唱片很难买到了 This is very hard to find in good condition.
你好好珍藏啊 Hold on to this. This is incredible.
你拿去吧 Why don't you take it?
啊 送你了 Huh? Take it.
你查出我喜欢什么音乐送送给我 You're figuring out what kind of music I like, finding me a rare album.
你是想奉承巴结我吗? You're not trying to butter me up, are you?
我刚才阁楼拍灰尘 I was cleaning out the attic,
不是存心拍你马屁 not attempting the impossible.
这次又有难了! I smell trouble.
我是唱片骑师高利 This is Cory Flemming, and I'll be featuring the music...
明早我会介绍丹尼与尼普的音乐 of Denise and Da Nephews, tomorrow morning on "Wake up with"
怎会这样的 What do we got here?
站直吧 Oh, on our feet. Here we go.
大块头,咱们走 Let's go, let's go, big guy. Yeah.
你考到驾驶执照后我就没乐趣了 I haven't had any fun since you got your driver's license.
我也没趣嘛 Let me give you a tip. I haven't been having a whole lot of fun either.
站稳些 Steady.
好孩子，舷窗。 他叫船长，爸爸。 Good boy, Porthole. His name's Skipper, Dad.
我刚给改了 好 站稳 爸爸 I changed it. Ah. Okay, step.
我很快就回来 I'll be back later, Travis.
那家伙醉得糊里糊涂 That guy Travis really has a problem. Mmm.
别跌下来 I'll get Here we are.
你靠好 Okay. Steady.
我推你坐好 You're gonna lean, I'm gonna push.
乖女让老爹躺下来了 Good daughters let their fathers pass out.
喂,华达,把头部放好 Hey, Walter. Right down there.
请不要把他写在你的专栏里… I, I Please, please don't write anything
我绝不会这样做的 Forget about it. Don't even think about it.
老是要扶他,烦死我了 I'm just so tired of this whole scene.
就让他睡在车子里吧 Why don't you just let him sleep it off here in the truck?
陪我去兜兜风,迟些才带他回家 Come for a ride with me, come back for him later.
♪ 今天 ♪ ♪ Today ♪
♪ 我们在街上散步 ♪ ♪ We took a walk up the street ♪
♪ 我们摘了一朵花爬上了山 ♪ ♪ We picked a flower and climbed the hill ♪
我妈死后他就越喝越多了 He's been drinking more and more since my mom passed away.
所以你放弃念大学回家里来? That's when you quit school to come back here?
是啊!要替我打理店铺嘛 Yeah. I had to come run the store for my dad.
我父亲做一点小生意 My dad had a small printing business.
他希望我成为古典音乐家 He wanted me to become a classical musician.
我母亲要我成为小说家 My mother wanted me to be a novelist.
结果两大皆空 They were 0fortwo.
还想听吗? More?
结果我当了记者 So, I, uh I became a reporter.
不完全是小说家，但众所周知 Not quite a novelist, but as we all know
新闻是匆匆下笔的文学 journalism is literature in a hurry.
♪ 我以前从未见过这么蓝 ♪ ♪ I never saw blue like that before ♪
♪ 穿过天空 ♪ ♪ Across the sky ♪
什么回事? What? What is this?
你入了什么油?柴油? What kind of gas did you put in here? Diesel?
我不知道 最近的加油站加的 I don't know. The pump closest to the car.
这辆车子要用无铅汽油 滤油缸塞住了 This car takes unleaded. Your filter is clogged.
你懂得修理吗? Can you fix it?
这里四野无人 Kind of isolated here.
对,真妙! Yeah, it's nice.
我们纽约客只懂得 Well, if there's one thing us New Yorkers know how to do,
挥手叫的士 that's hail a cab.
没有的士就只得走路 If there's no cab, we walk.
如果省下一些电力… Uh, well, if we saved the battery here,
下边还有个地方可去 there's a place just down the way.
我们乡下妹懂得抄捷径,会快些 We country girls cut across the field. It's quicker.
小心蛇呀! Oh, be careful of snakes.
我很讨厌蛇的 I don't like snakes.
行得斯文些,蛇就不会来咬你 Walk nice. They won't get ya.
快些吧 Come on, come on, come on!
你干嘛,跳蛇舞? What're you What're you doing? Snake dance?
我是把蛇吓走嘛 I'm scaring the snakes.
你是吓到了我 我连自己也吓怕了 You're scaring me.I'm scaring myself.
是不是每个人都会有个合意的人 Do you think there's one right person for everybody?
不一定 No, but I think attraction...
人总是把魅力误解为合意 is too often mistaken for rightness.
魅力这两个字很容易被误解 Attraction is very misleading.
的确是啊 Yes, it is. Yeah.
没什么特别意思的 And it doesn't mean anything. No.
意思只是… No, no. It doesn't mean anything. It means
我突然连怎样爬篱笆也忘记了 suddenly forgot how to climb a fence.
工具 工具,对了 Tools. Tools. Yeah.
龙利,你有工具吗? Lionel, do you have tools?
美姬,么么了 你又在婚礼走佬吗? Hey, Maggie! What're you gonna do? Bust out of another wedding?
你在这一带真是名闻遐迩 Sure are wellknown around here.
菲莎,稿快写好了 No, Fish, it's almost done. I swear.
内容精彩,峰回路转 This story's taken a very interesting turn.
还须在纽约多做一次访问 再见 I've got one more interview to do in New York. I'll see you later.
♪ 两心相隔 ♪ ♪ From my head to my heart ♪
♪ 似乎找不到路 他们相距甚远 ♪ ♪ Can't seem to find a way They're so far apart ♪
你本可告诉我你就是第三位新郎 You could've told me that you were fianc? number three.
让你写在报纸上吗? And end up in the papers?
那件事令我毕生受辱 I've been humiliated enough already to last a lifetime. Thank you.
美姬认识我时 I was traveling around,
我到处遨游研究蝗虫的栖移习惯 studying the reproductive and migratory patterns of locusts...
当我们相遇 when Maggie met me.
你认为她干嘛会走佬呢? Tell me, George. Why do you think she ran?
你讲过啦,专吃男人嘛 Just like you said. What did you call her? A maneater?
择人而噬的死亡女神,对吗? Devouring death goddess. All right?
我认为这都不是她走佬的原因 That's what I said. I don't think that's why she ran.
你觉得她为什么跑？ Why do you think she ran?
我不知道 正在研究 但我迷茫了 I don't know. I'm working on it. I was on the wrong track.
你这算是维护她吗? 不是的 Are you defending her? No, no.
我是记者,要讲事实 I call it like I see it. I'm a journalist. I'm a truthteller.
真是不可思议 Unbelievable! What?
你被她迷倒了,像灯蛾扑火 She got to you, too, like a moth to a flame.
少来了 欢迎入坑 Please. Join the club.
你在说什么 你比我陷的深 What are you talking about? You need this much more than I do.
我是名记者 正在跟踪报导 I am a journalist. I'm doing an article. Heh, heh.
你看 我是有报酬的 Look. See? See? I'm being paid.
这篇稿会被刊出 你会看到全部事实 This will be published. A cover story. You'll get the all facts in the article.
她喜欢怎样吃蛋? Do you know what kind of eggs she liked?
煮熟的,跟我一样 Poached, same as me.
楼价偏高,唐餐带走 An over priced apartment and Chinese takeout.
这就是典型的纽约 That's New York living.
别忘了那张运程指示啊 Fisher, don't forget the fortune cookies.
我早就看过了,你不会想知道的 I already read the fortune. You don't wanna know.
他快把我逼疯了 He makes me crazy.
你俩的性爱前戏是互相敌视? Hostility is a very important part of your foreplay, isn't it?
我们的婚姻是三个人的 It takes three people to make our marriage work:
他啦,我啦,还有我们的医生 him, me and our therapist.
雅莉,出了什么岔子呢? llie, what went wrong?
我是指我俩当年!你知道吗? With us. With the two of us, I mean.
事隔多年了,你还记得吗? I know it's been a long time. Do you remember?
我记不记得?当然记得啦 Yeah. Do I remember? Of course I do.
我是否犯了相同的… Is that what Did I do the same
我俩的婚姻是出了这种岔子! Is that what happened? Did I just...
是我眼中见不到你? not see you?
不是,不,你不是这样 No. No, you didn't.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
雅莉,我很抱歉 I'm sorry, Ellie.
艾基,我也很抱歉 I'm sorry too, Ike.
要事隔十二年才说得出来 Wow! That only took us 12 years to say.
我看到你搂我老婆啦 Hey, I saw that, you cad.
是你自作自受,给你吧 You asked for it, you got it. Here you go.
亲爱的 My dear.
你的算命运程 我看下 Get your fortune. Let me see what
“孔子说，前夫和现任可以一齐走开” "Confucius say, man who leave wife alone with ex-husband may leave altogether."
甚至比过去十年好 Or the last ten years.
我们给精彩的舞蹈员鼓掌吧 Let's have a hand for our fabulous hula dancers.
给天王与天后拍照啊 There they are. King and Queen!
我想用我婚前的姓 Walter, I'm thinking about going back to my maiden name.
你还记得吗? Can you still remember it?
很不错 What? It's nice, you know.
我只不过二十四小时没见到他 It's just I haven't seen him in 24 hours, and I would...
如果知道他在何处我会舒服些 你明白吗? feel better if I knew where he was, you see.
欢迎参加我们的预排婚宴 Welcome to our annual luau.
你要喝点什么? 您好 What can I get you? Aloha, Mr. Trout.
你们有不放进玩具的酒吗? Uh, you got something without a toy in it?
我听到很多掌声 Oh, I'm hearing it here.
您好 Aloha!
你的发型缤纷悦目 It's a very fetching headdress you're wearing.
你消失到哪里去了? Where did Where did you disappear to?
你很想念我,是吗? Missed me bad, huh?
有人胜出了 And we have a winner right here!
好样的 鲍勃 Yeah! All right, Bob!
在这个岛现在是吃饭时间了 Well, it's chow time here on the islands,
我们会奉上鲜虾鲑鱼 and we Trouts have prepared our traditional feast, Shrimp Trout.
各位就座吧 So let's all meet at the tables.
你对虾有敏感吧? You're not allergic to shrimp, are you?
大家留意一下华达 Attention! Pay attention to Walter.
留心听,他又咕咚咕咚了 Listen closely. He slurs.
按照多年来的传统 In the tradition...
现在是祝酒的时候了 that has grown over the years, it is now toast time.
首先由我们的养蜂专家老杜祝酒 First up, our host,
娄“养蜂人的蜂蜜” Lou "A Honey of a Beekeeper" . Trout
祝我们新郎的心永远充满希望 May the groom's heart be filled with hope...
祝我们新娘的腿被铅球拖着 and the bride's feet filled with lead.
希望她这双小腿不再发足狂奔 May the pitterpatter of little feet not be Maggie's.
希望这次的结婚礼物 不必再退回 May the gifts be returnable. I took mine back.
大家都知道古语有云： You know the old saying,
“嫁女并非失去一个女儿” "You're not losing a daughter"?
“而是多添一个儿子” Well, I'd like to.
玛吉可能不是持续时间最长的笑话…… Maggie may not be Hale's longest-running joke...
但倒也算最快 but she is certainly the fastest.
爹,你真会说笑 Good one, Dad.
可能甘先生也有话要说 Walter, maybe Mr. Graham will say something.
你想对大家讲几句话吗? Ah, here we are. Would you like to say something, Mr. Graham?
请稍等,我还未知道 你没事吧! Yeah, just a minute. I don't know yet. You okay?
当面赞美美姬 比在专栏挖苦她更有趣 Come on, Ike. Take a shot at Maggie live. It's more fun than print.
你说什么? xcuse me?
宾客是说笑而已 It's a joke. They're kidding, Ike.
对啊,来吧 Yeah, come on. Let's go.
好,我们祝酒吧 All right. We'll have a toast!
敬美姬的家人与亲友一杯 To Maggie's family and friends.
希望你们都会 May you find yourselves...
成为众矢之的 the bull'seye of an easy target.
希望你们都会饱受鞭挞 May you be publicly flogged for all of your bad choices,
希望你们都知取笑美姬是错误的 and may your noses be rubbed in all of your mistakes.
讲得真有趣,祝酒都祝够了 我们跳呼拉舞吧 Well, that was funny,but enough toasting. Let's hula!
各位,我们尽情玩吧 verybody! Let's get up and start the band!
大家先在这里排队 We're gonna make a line right down here.
那些草裙舞的人在哪 Lou, where are those hula dancers?
拿住,她可能需要穿了 Here. She might need this.
美姬呢 Where'd Maggie go to?
她去车里帮我拿个东西 She went to get me something from her car.
也许她需要有人帮一帮她 Maybe she needs help. BBBBob. Okay.
当年是谁阻挡格力带球的? The guard, who threw the block? Forrest Gregg.
是贝利吧? He's a running back. The Fridge. Refrigerator Perry?
外衣给你,天气冷了 Hey. Here's a coat.
外面凉 穿上吧 你别假装好人 Put this coat on. It's cold Don't pretend to be a nice person.
维护你的只有我一个人 I was the only person in there defending you.
你侮辱了我 You humiliated me!
你错了 我在保护你 No, Maggie, I defended you.
那些人才是在侮辱你 Humiliating you is what everyone else did in there.
不,当时场面已受控制了 That is the theme of the party tonight. No. It was under control.
现在他们都替我感到惋惜了 Now they all feel sorry for me.
他们应该,你又会再摧残自己了 They should. They're about to see you hang yourself again.
说实话 你真关心珠峰吗 Tell me something. Do you really care about Mount Everest?
很有趣,很高嘛 It's fun. It's high.
你还担心洞房之夜 Sexual practices of locusts?
我一直都赞同 very one of those times I was being supportive.
你并不是赞同,我以前对你说过了 Not supportive! You weren't being supportive!
你被吓到了 那时和现在你都在害怕 You were scared! You were scared then, you're scared now.
你是个很迷惘的人 You are the most lost woman
迷惘 是的 你.... Lost? Yes, lost. You're so
你迷惘得不知想吃什么蛋 You're so lost, you don't even know what kind of eggs you like.
想嫁那神父前你想要炒蛋 That's right. With the priest, you wanted scrambled.
想嫁纪朗前你想吃煎蛋 With the Dead Head, it was fried.
想嫁那捉虫佬前你又想吃煮蛋 With the bug guy, it was poached.
现在你又只想吃蛋白 Now it's like, "Oh, egg whites only. Thank you very much."
这叫做思想改变嘛 That is called changing your mind.
不,这叫做毫无思想 No, that's called not having a mind of your own.
美姬,你怎么啦? Maggie, what are you doing?
你真的要人把你扯上喜马拉雅山 You really want that guy up there to drag you...
你才肯享受蜜月 up Annapurna for your honeymoon?
你是不是想爬那座山的 You do not wanna climb Annapurna!
我是想啊 Yes, I do!
不,你并不想 No, you don't.
你需要一个男人把你带到海滩 You want a man who'll lead you down the beach...
掩住你一双眼 with his hand over your eyes...
让你体悟脚踩黄沙的奇妙感受 just so you can discover the feel of sand under your feet.
你需要一个男人在黎明前弄醒你 You want a guy that'll wake you up at dawn.
对你说出绵绵情话 He's just bursting to talk to you. Can't wait another minute...
因为他急不及待想知你想说什么 just to find out what you'll say.
我说得对吗? Am I right?
别再说了 Stop it.
我星期日就嫁了 I'm getting married on Sunday.
你只是企图想我又再走佬 And you are just trying to make me run.
因为你是个愤世嫉俗 Because you're a cynical, exploitive,
心胸狭隘的人 meanheated creep...
爱神之箭射中臂膀也丝毫不知 who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit.
你会做的只是抨击、取笑别人 All you do is... is tear others down,
批评人家所做的事 and laugh at them and criticize what they do...
因为你自己什么也不敢做 because you're too afraid to do anything yourself.
我读过你的专栏 I read your columns.
你从来没有写过你自己的事 You never once wrote anything about yourself.
迷迷惘惘的并不只我一个 I am not the only one that is lost.
你根本是知道的 And you know it.
我说得对吗? Am I right?
帮一帮我 Hey, help me out here.
记得当年是谁阻挡格力带球吗? Green Bay right guard.
Uh, you know, Bart Starr, uh
你没事吗? You okay? Yes.
我带你进去吧 I'll take you inside. Okay? Uhhuh.
是谢利克蓝玛 Jerry Kramer.
我刚被问及当年那场美式足球赛 Jerry Kramer! I started on the Ice Bowl story.
祖母和我想 Honey, your grandmother and I
开间婚礼礼物博物馆 are thinking about having a wedding gift museum.
别说了 怎么了Stop. What?
别再说这种话 Stop. Don't say another word like that.
我只是开个玩笑 不要 Maggie, it was just a joke.
我不爽 而且很久了 It's humiliating, and it's gone on long enough.
你不喜欢有个麻烦多多的女儿 You may not like that you have a daughter with problems.
但你知道吗? But guess what.
我也不喜欢有个老是喝醉的父亲 I don't like that I have a father who's drunk all the time.
我到房间里吃 I'll eat in my room.
干嘛美姬还有另一个婚礼彩排? Tell me why Maggie's having another rehearsal,
而且在婚礼前2天 and two days before the wedding.
她早就做过啦 She's already done this.
波比希望她想像一下婚礼实况 Well, Bob insisted she visualize the ceremony.
好了,我们可以彩排啦 Okay, we're ready.
你想艾基现在就离开现场吗? You want me to have Ike leave now?
不,我们要他扮牧师 Actually, let's make Ike the pastor.
啊，我宁愿不要 Ah, I'd rather not.
这样做是最好的 No, it'll give you a great view. I think it's perfect.
要仰赖你了,艾基牧师 Team effort, Pastor Ike.
艾基扮牧师? He's gonna be the pastor? Yes. Yes.
对,我要他目睹一切 Because I want him front and center so he can just see everything.
你站在教坛上 Right up there. That's it. Okay.
仙迪,你去门廊那边 Cindy, foyer. Okay.
准备好了吗? Ready?
夏威夷宴会出了什么事啊! What happened at the luau?
我连那个宴会也不想谈了 I I don't I don't wanna talk about the luau, okay?
这条是什么? 用来拉响教堂铃的 What is this? It's for the bell.
波比很急了 Bob's in a hurry. Oh.
好的，美姬，记住鲍勃的话 Okay, Maggie, remember what Bob said. Sink the putt. Make the shot. Nothing but net.
就像是 Let us visualize.
瞄准 挥杆 击球 得分 Be the ball. Sink the putt. Make the shot. Nothing but net.
永不言败 准备出击 Never say die. Move your butts.
女士们,你们在哪儿? 来了 Girls, where are you? On our way, Coach.
她在干什么 婚礼前的兴奋 What's she doing? She's being the bell instead of the ball.
想扮钟楼驼侠 Sanctuary. Sanctuary.
美姬,你没事吧? Mags, you okay?
没事 Anyway
这么慢,婚礼会变成晚宴了 At this pace, this could become an evening wedding.
好,好知道吗?你做得很好 Okay, okay. You know something? It's great.
我认为我们的节奏太急了 I think we're taking this a little too fast. You're tensing. You feel it?
你显得有些紧张 Right?
我们只想你预热一下艾基 来 We just need to limber you up for a second. Ike, come here.
你就是我 站这 让她知道走多远 You're me. Stand here so she knows how far she's gotta come.
亲爱的,我陪着你步行 Honey, I'm gonna walk with you. Okay?
他现在是新郎? Now he's the groom?
提起精神,想像一下 Just relax. Remember, visualize.
与我一起用影像联想法,放松 Visualize. Relax. Limber.
投入新郎期待已久的手里 into the waiting hands of the groom.
我以螺旋形凌空直飞 I'm spiraling through the air.
我现在… I am...
正以高速… streaking...
一直飞入… 龙门底线 toward the... goal line.
用眼神接触,用眼神接触 Keep eye contact. Keep eye contact.
我入了底线啦 And I land on the goal line.
好极,好极 Good. Good.
而我就是牧师,我会说 各位亲戚朋友 Okay, I'm the pastor and I say, "Dearly beloved,
我们现在共聚一堂 "we're gathered here, blah, blah, blah, blah,
叽哩咕噜讲一些废话 "so on and so forth, ratatattat, yabbadabba.
我现在宣布你们成为合法夫妻 I now pronounce you man and wife."
吻新娘吧 Kiss the bride. We have the organ crescendo.
我们在琴声下步下通道 That just leads us right on down the aisle.
于是我们就是夫… And we are man and
不! No!
美姬? Maggie?
嗯,美… Uh, Mag
如果你幻想吻的是我 Okay, okay, okay. So if
你吻得好 you were imagining me, yyou did great.
你到底在做什么？ 呃， What the hell were you doing? Uh,
鲍勃，我真的很抱歉。 她……回吻了我。 Bob, I'm really sorry. She... kissed me back.
我回吻你? 对,你的确有啊 I kissed you back? Yes, you did. You kissed me back.
我都看在眼中了 Yeah, caught that.
这份爱意滋生了多久? You wanna tell me how long this has been goin' on?
大概一分钟前 About a minute
更早些 Longer for me.
真的? Really?
我应该怎样对你们说呢? What do you expect me to say to this?
你可以说.. 嗯. Well, Bob, you could say, um:
“嗯，希望你们两个在一起真的很幸福。” "Well, I hope you two will be really happy together."
帮我照顾他 Uh, take care of him.
你没事吧? Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我很抱歉 Bob, I'm sorry. II'm
至少我是在婚礼前溜掉 At least this time I backed out before the wedding.
这算是进步了 That's progress.
你会找到一个… You are gonna find some woman...
比我更能令你幸福的女人 who can make you so much happier than I ever could.
让开 Look out! Ooh, see?
看到啦,你找到了 See? It's happening already.
她擅于抚慰有需要的男人 She's good with needy men. Yeah.
好吧，我看你还是 Well, um... why don't you... Yeah.
稍后拨电话给我吧 Just call me later. Okay.
你想倾诉一下,可以打这个号码 Bob, this may not be a good time, but here's my number.
波比,小心驾驶啊 Drive safely, Bob!
他们要关门回家了 Kid wants to lock up, go home.
波比怎么样? How's Bob? Mmm.
还好 Okay.
现在发生的事 So, what just happened just now?
我甚至不想谈了 Frankly, I don't even want to talk about it.
我也不想 Me neither.
慢着 Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
等一等,不行的,我们…别这样 No, no, no. No, wait. Stop. Mmm? Mmm?
不,不,我们要谈一谈 No, no, no, no. We gotta We have to talk.
我们现在要好好一谈 We have to talk. We have to do some talking now, all right?
过来,坐下吧 Just Come over here. Pull up a
坐下来我们聊 Pull up a rail. I was enjoying the Okay.
让我有个喘息的… All right. Just give me a little space here.
空间吧 Okay.
好啦 All right.
你认为也许… Do you think may
你有结婚礼服 Well, you do have a dress.
也有教堂 And the church.
还订了婚期 And the wedding date.
我们现在是两个人 Then there's the two of us.
或者… Maybe
你还是要步入教堂 跟一个 You do have to go down the aisle with somebody...
你爱的人 that you love,
而他也是爱你的 跟谁啊? and who loves you back. Who?
跟你也无所谓 I'm okay with that.
我都无所谓 So am I.
我准备结婚了 I'm getting married.
“卡美姬与甘艾基的婚礼”
你经常都这样做 Do you do this often?
住在这小镇没什么好做嘛 Well, there's not a lot to do around here.
我们找出了艾基的优点 I just believe he's listening to you.
他的头发,任何颜色都好看 His hair, any color.
我喜欢他那结实的屁股 I like his tight butt.
祖母 我的确喜欢 Grandma. Well, I do!
我们在教堂见面好吗? 你会来吧? I'll see you at the wedding. Right? You're gonna be there, huh?
还有三十七个钟头 It's gonna be in 37 hours.
你第一个婚礼我也在场嘛 I didn't miss the first one.
我们会在小镇待一段时期 We're gonna spend part of the time here in town
因为他要写一本书 cause he wants to write a book.
你一直都打算写一部小说 You always wanted to write a novel.
我在这里感到鼓舞。 I feel inspired here.
我觉得我能写。 我想写。 I feel like I can write. I wanna write.
艾基要结婚啦 Ike is getting married.
太好了 Hah! Ooh! Ooh!
你在地毯上撒尿,我就宰了你 Fisher, if you pee on the Persian, I'm gonna kill you.
是艾基打电话来 Hi. It's him. He's on the phone.
你在想我吗 是的 What are you doing? It's all right.
哇，我看到了最漂亮的女孩。 Wow, I see the most beautiful girl.
他见到我啊 He can see me.
下注 Bet's up!
两只积 Aah! Double jack!
你想出术,行不通的 You were trying to cheat! It doesn't work!
♪ 我看到了天空神奇的蓝色 ♪ ♪ Get to me magically sure as the sky is blue ♪
我赢了! I'm the winner!
他们多么成熟! Now, this is a mature relationship.
♪ 为你癫狂 等你狂热 ♪ ♪ Acting erratically Need you fanatically ♪
♪ 你也看到了天空神奇的蓝色 ♪ ♪ You get to me magically sure as the sky is blue ♪
♪ 宝贝 我爱你 ♪ ♪ Baby, I love you ♪
♪ 你是否也爱我 ♪ ♪ Do you love me too ♪
♪ 宝贝 我爱你 ♪ ♪ Baby, I love you ♪
婚礼铃声响彻希路镇 Wedding bells are ringing today in Hale, Maryland.
未做过伴娘,老是做新娘的美姬 Maggie Carpenter, always a bride, never a bridesmaid, is attempting...
准备第四度结婚了 to complete her fourth wedding ceremony.
有结果后我再向各位观众报导 We'll be back when results are in. Back to you, Jessica.
今天观礼的人数甚多 The turnout for this morning's ceremony is...
好像参加皇室宴会或观看明星 usually saved for royalty or movie stars,
而美姬正是希路镇的明星 but Maggie Carpenter is Hale, Maryland's very own star.
有T恤卖,独家发售 Tshirts here. I got, "Bye, Bye, Brideee."
上面写着 “你不明白‘我愿意’的哪一部分？” I got, "What Part of 'I Do' Don't You Understand?"
印有”落跑新娘“字样的T恤 Get your "Runaway Bride" Tshirts here.
她会还是不会？ Will she or won't she?
这就是站在这里的数百人的想法…… That is on the minds of these several hundred folks standing here...
...更不用说在脑海中 ...not to mention on the mind
4 号新的郎婚礼中失踪 of Groom Number 4, who is missing in action.
他会来吗 当然会 He's gonna stand me up. Of course he's gonna come...
因为我今天见到八只鹅飞成V型 because today I saw eight geese flying in a "V"
你经常都见到鹅啦 You with the lucky geese! You always see geese!
不是8只 Not eight.
并且还是飞成V型 这下更好 And in a "V" Eight is better?
八只飞成V型,相像一下 V字型就是... ight in a "V" Can you imagine? "V" "V" for, uh
胜利,对了 Victory? Victory! Great!
VV哗哗 And... Velcro? Okay.
VV哗哗是不吉利 Velcro! Stick together!
VV声!你知道都是不祥啦 Virginal. No, no.
我很紧张,我的纸袋呢? II'm sweaty, I'm nervous. Where are my bags?
纸袋迟些才需要用嘛 Okay. No. No bags. Bags are for later.
擦耳朵吧 这个主意好 Rub your ears. Rub your ears. That's a great idea.
真是个好主意,擦耳朵吧! That's a very good idea. Rub your ears.
高利有时都帮我擦耳朵 Cory does that to me sometimes.
我们都给狗儿擦耳朵 A little "ooo," and you just "whoo." We do it to the dog.
买件写着“她嫁不出”的吧 Get your "I don't think she will" shirt.
这种T恤店铺是买不到的 These shirts are not sold in stores.
艾基来了 开场了 Here comes Ike Graham! Show time.
好得多了,真的令我很舒服 That's better. It's pretty nice, actually.
很舒服 他来了 Yeah, it's nice. He's here!
噢,我的耳朵呀!噢,我见到他了 Oh, the ear! Ahh! I see him!
艾基已经来到教堂了 Ike Graham has arrived at church.
有计划开枝散叶吗 Any little Grahams in the future?
他被人打过 Oh, he gets whacked!
好啦,好啦 All right! Okay!
面纱是谁造的 Get this Who makes this stuff?
又不是缠着你 The veil is not attacking you. Okay, okay.
现在要冷静下来了 Now is the time to calm down. Yes, okay.
否则我们没法替你穿上礼服了 Cause if you don't get calm, we won't get your dress on.
我不能穿着法兰绒嫁的 A girl can't get married in flannel.
他是适合你的,真的非常适合 He's the one. He really is the one.
你在干什么 You're not invited.
回来纽约吧,别呆在这里 Go back to New York. Get outta here.
他是你的终身伴侣了 He's the one!
我们要快些了 He's the one!
礼拜日上堂的学生快到了 We gotta hurry 'cause the Sunday school kids are coming.
放在架上吧 你真是没有情趣 没有情趣 Please, put it there. No, no fun. You're no fun.
我想拍出“宾虚”的场面 I was gonna do this Scorsese thing
宾乜都好啦,总之要拍倒 Whatever. Just do it. Shoot, shoot. Ike.
老友啊!噢,老天! Friends! Oh, God!
谢谢你们赏面 Thank you, thank you, thank you.
我们是好朋友嘛,是吗? 我们当然是啦 Thank you. We are friends, aren't we? Of course we are.
你会是我的伴郎 但我不确定我是最好的 You'll be my best man. I'm good, but I'm not sure I'm the best.
去见证婚牧师,他会教你怎样做 Go see the pastor. He'll tell you what to do.
希望有人能教我怎样做就好了 All right. If someone will tell me what to do.
你穿这种服饰很英伟 Mmm. You always looked great in that suit.
艾基 And, Ike?
亲爱的,我为你感到高兴 I'm happy for you, honey.
我后面有辆车,她走佬时可以追 I have a car out back for you in case she decides to run.
我是有请柬的,他是跟住我的 I have an invitation. Lou! He's with me.
你的面色很难看 You look terrible.
过奖了 Thanks.
来 Here.
幸而嫁的是你 说真的! Ike, I'm glad it's you. Really?
不想知 I wouldn't want to have found out...
自己是第四场的失败者 I wasn't the one for her in the fourth quarter.
有什么最后忠告吗? Well, Coach, any final advice?
保持眼神接触 Maintain eye contact.
眼神接触 ye contact. Eye contact. Eye contact.
你穿上了什么啊 What have you got going on here?
在婚礼一定要衣冠楚楚的 You wanna look just special for the wedding.
该感谢我们借婚车给你吧 You should thank me and Lou for lending you the wedding car. '63 Buick.
谢谢 你在说什么 我们是一家人 Thank you, Mrs. Trout. What are you saying? We're practically family.
那条线老是不出来 Nice. Betty. That doesn't want to come out, does it?
你扯着我颈部的毛了 You just pulled a hair from my neck. There we are.
杜太,这是我的婚礼 Mrs. Trout, please. This is my wedding. Yes.
坐下来吧 Sit down. Thank you. We're starting soon.
别把手帕给他 He doesn't have a Don't do Don't.
折叠好就放入 I just want that to be able to Fold it in
口袋里 上衣的口袋里 the pocket. Right in the pocket. Please! Just go
我真的希望你嫁这个人 I'm really rooting for this one. Okay, Dad.
全镇的人都坐在新娘那一边 The place is packed... with the whole town of Hale on the bride's side,
还有些纽约来客坐在新郎那边 and with many New Yorkers on the groom's side.
这张椅子有人坐吗? Is this taken? No.
我是曼哈顿的依莲 I'm Elaine from Manhattan.
我叫波比,美姬丢弃的第四个丈夫 真是遗憾 I'm Bob, Maggie's fourth attempt. I'm sorry.
没关系啦,冤猪头都有纹鼻菩萨 That's okay. There's a lid for every pot.
嫁给艾基我倒不太介怀 And I'm comfortable with Ike.
杰克在拳王争霸战也败给纽约客 It's like Jack Dempsey lost his heavyweight title to a New Yorker.
对啊!他后来成为世界拳王 Right. Gene Tunney.
吐出来吧 Whoa. Spit!
我们去吧 Let's go.
不要在教堂的神坛上慢步而行了 Uh, okay. No sauntering down the aisle. I don't like that.
我讨厌这样子,要急步走 Make time. Just get there. Just go. Fine.
请大家起立 All rise, please.
新娘步下神坛通道了! The bride is walking down the aisle.
美姬走向神坛去行婚礼了! Maggie Carpenter is walking down the aisle.
她突然驻足不前 Oh, she's pausing. Stay with me.
集中精神跟着我 Keep eye contact.
请坐,谢谢各位 Please be seated. Thank you.
我偷偷带了照相机来 I sneaked in a camera.
我们共聚一堂… We are gathered here today
请不要拍照 Please, no cameras.
等礼成才可以照相 Could we hold off photos until the end of the ceremony?
我们共聚一堂… 不 We are gathered here today.... No.
不要 Don't
封锁大门 Maggie! Block the doors!
美姬 不要再跑了 No, Maggie, don't!
穿上这件婚纱还未够十分钟 Oh, never a dull moment at a Maggie wedding.
追我的男人有很多糖果 There's a man coming with lots of candy in his pocket.
你们截住他,他就会给你们 If you tickle him, he'll give you all his candy. Here you go, little queen.
记住啊 Maggie! Just tickle him.
给我们糖果 Give us some candy! Whoa. No, not me.
我没有,帮我拦截那个顽皮新娘 Get the naughty bride. Naughty bride.
我这套是意大利名厂西装啊 No, no. It's an Armani suit.
等一下 Wait!
快开 Go. Go. Go, go.
别这样做嘛 Don't do it! Don't!
美姬 Maggie!
他一直跑着追她 他的体魄倒也很好 He's running after her. He's in pretty good shape too.
你以为她会去了哪里? Where do you think she's going?
无论何处,明早十点半一定送到 Wherever it is, she'll be there by 10:30 tomorrow.
你下一步计划是什么? 你有什么感受? Mr. Graham, what is your next move? How do you feel now?
你会再给她一个机会吗? But would you think about giving her a second chance?
跟我们谈一谈呀! Mr. Graham, talk to us. That's enough.
够了,别缠绕着他啦! Come on. Leave him alone.
“硬件店的姑娘又再临阵退缩” "Hardware Honey Goes Nuts and Bolts."
她还要走佬多少次啊? How many times is she gonna do this?
“美姬的疯狂冲刺”
♪ 光环 李 ♪ ♪ Aura Lee ♪
报告本地新闻 Finally, in local news
市长呼吁大家不要再谈论 the mayor has requested that we all stop gossiping about last week's...
美姬上星期几乎完成的婚礼 Maggie Carpenter "almost wedding."
我是希路镇电台的高利 This is Cory Flemming for WHALE saying...
愿主祝福你在小镇里活得聪明些 may the good Lord make you smart enough to live in a small town.
停镜 And we cut.
你很上镜 Camera loves ya.
你还好吧! 还好 Hey, you okay? Yeah.
想去酒吧喝一杯吗? I'm closing. You wanna go to Butch's for a drink?
我做完后就打算回家 Uh, you know, I'm gonna finish up here,
然后我想我就回家了 好的 and then I think I'll just head home. Okay.
你知道吗? You know,
我还在想那个“V”字 I was thinking about that "V" thing.
而且我认为鹅中的V... And I think the V in the geese...
是半个“W" was half of a "W" for
意思就是 For, uh
你说什么啊 代表“婚礼” WWWhat are you talking about? Wedding! Wedding.
表示你要有充份准备才可以 You just gotta get the rest of your ducks in a row.
谢谢你 Thank you.
所以你还认为他会聚我 很快就会 So you still think that he? You're quick.
你的确思路敏捷 You're very quick.
♪ 我以为 ♪ ♪ I thought that ♪
♪ 你会爱上我 ♪ ♪ You'd be loving me ♪
♪ 我以为你会永远留下来 ♪ ♪ I thought you were the one who'd stay forever ♪
♪ 但现在永远来了又走了 ♪ ♪ But now forever's come and gone ♪
♪ 而我仍然一个人在这里 ♪ ♪ And I'm still here alone ♪
♪ 因为你只是在玩耍 ♪ ♪ 'Cause you were only playin' ♪
♪ 你只是在玩弄我的心 ♪ ♪ You were only playin' with my heart ♪
♪ 我从不等待 ♪ ♪ I was never waiting ♪
♪ 我从不等眼泪开始 ♪ ♪ I was never waiting for the tears to start ♪
♪ 是你 ♪ ♪ It was you ♪
♪ 谁把我周围的云彩 ♪ ♪ Who put the clouds around me ♪
♪ 是你 ♪ ♪ It was you ♪
♪ 谁让眼泪掉下来 ♪ ♪ Who made the tears fall down ♪
♪ 是你 ♪ ♪ It was you ♪
♪ 谁伤了我的心 ♪ ♪ Who broke my heart in pieces ♪
♪ 是你 是你 ♪ ♪ It was you, it was you ♪
“美姬设计”
♪ 谁让我的蓝眼睛变蓝 Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Who made my blue eyes blue Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ 我不该相信你 ♪ ♪ I never should've trusted you ♪
我们开始吧 Okay, here we go.
♪ 我以为我会成为 ♪ ♪ I thought that I'd be ♪
♪ 你的全部 ♪ ♪ All you need ♪
♪ 你满眼全是我 ♪ ♪ In your eyes I thought I saw my ♪
还是郁郁寡欢? That good, huh?
♪ 因为你让我相信谎言 ♪ ♪ 'Cause you had me believin' in a lie ♪
♪ 猜我看不到 ♪ ♪ Guess I couldn't see it ♪
♪ 我想在我看到光之前我看不到它 ♪ ♪ I guess I couldn't see it till I saw the light ♪
♪ 是你 ♪ ♪ It was you ♪
♪ 谁把那些乌云罩在我身边 ♪ ♪ Who put those clouds around me ♪
♪ 是你 ♪ ♪ It was you ♪
♪ 谁让眼泪掉下来 ♪ ♪ Who made the tears fall down ♪
♪ 只有你 ♪ ♪ Only you ♪
♪ 谁伤了我的心 ♪ ♪ Who broke my heart in pieces ♪
嗨,是我 Hi, it's me.
听到声响后就留下口讯吧 Leave a message after the beep.
喂,艾基 Hello, Ike.
难道连我的看门守卫也崇拜你 Don't tell me my doorman is one of your many admirers?
我跟你的猫儿交上朋友嘛 I'm making friends with your cat.
我来这里没问题吧 Is it okay that I'm here?
我没有选择余地了 I don't have much choice in the matter, do I?
我不能代它发言嘛,卖“主”求荣! But, I can't speak for Italics. Traitor.
你生气,我是不会责怪你的 I don't blame you for being mad.
或者说愤怒吧 Or furious.
又甚至是大怒,怒火中烧 Irate? Livid.
你究竟想怎么? What is it, Maggie?
你是为生意而来吗? You here on business?
顺带一提,我见过你设计的灯饰 By the way, I saw your lamps.
居然会卖得出! They're terrific. Yeah, really.
有一件事我一直想做 It's something I've always wanted to
你大可把破门入屋也当作是事业 You could make breaking and entering into a new career.
你来这里干嘛? So, what are you doing here anyway?
我想跟你谈谈 I wanted to talk to you...
我当日走佬的原因 about why I run,
有时我也会搭人家的车的 sometimes ride, away from things.
我沿着神坛行婚礼时 When I was walking down the aisle, I was walking toward somebody...
我是朝着一个并不了解我的人 who had no idea who I really was.
一半是那个人的错 And it was only half the other person's fault...
因为我已用尽办法说服过他 because I had done everything to convince him...
我完全是他所需要的 that I was exactly what he wanted.
所以我走佬是好事 So, it was good...
否则那个婚礼就成变了互相欺骗 that I didn't go through with it because it would've been a lie.
但是,你… But you
你才了解真正的我 You knew the real me.
我的确了解你 Yes, I did.
我却不了解自己 I didn't.
结果我还是要去追那架车 Still, I ended up chasing a truck.
我也无能为力 I can't, um, do anything about the truck.
可是… But, uh
赐福 你想说什么? Benedict. Arnold.
我爱吃赐过福的蛋 I love eggs Benedict.
其他各类型的蛋我都讨厌 I hate all the other kinds of eggs.
盛大的婚礼我也讨厌 人人都凝望着我 I hate big weddings, everybody staring.
我想在每个人都上班的工作日结婚 I'd like to get married on a weekday while everybody's at work
我可以策骑跑入夕阳所到之处 And if I ride off into the sunset, I want my own horse.
我是不是该记下来 等等还有 Should I be writing this down? And something else.
你可以告诉我 No, you can tell me. Don't
是给你的 These are for you.
用过的? 本来都是我的 Used Well, they're mine.
我把跑步鞋都给了你 I'm turning in my running shoes to you.
这次是认真的了 This is serious.
还有一件事 And there's one more thing.
我知道 之后可能会有更多的想法 I know, the mind reels that there could be more after this.
你坐下来吧 But, um, if you could just have a seat.
用不着拿它了 Let's just not have that there.
好啦 Okay. Okay.
噢,不,老天 别掩着你的脸 Oh, no. My, God, no. No, no. Don't hide your face.
一生仅此一次 绝对是我第一次 This happens once in a lifetime. Definitely a first for me.
留心听着 You're not gonna want to miss it, so pay close attention.
我爱你,甘艾基 I love you, Homer Eisenhower Graham.
你愿意娶我吗? Will you marry me?
我要考虑一下 I gotta think about this a little bit.
好吧，我希望你这么说 Good. I was hoping you'd say that.
不是吧 是的 是的 You were not. Not true. Yes, I was, I was.
这样我就可以接着说下面的话了... If you'd said yes, I wouldn't be able to do this next part...
我一直在排练这段 and I've been practicing so let me
准备好了吗? Okay.
我洗耳恭听 Ready? I'm listening.
我肯定将来会有不如意的时候 I guarantee that we'll have tough times.
我肯定 And I guarantee that at some point...
我俩其中一个想分手 one or both of us will want to get out.
但我肯定 But I also guarantee...
如果不向你求婚 that if I don't ask you to be mine,
我会遗憾终生! I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
因为我很清楚在我心坎里 'Cause I know in my heart...
只有你的存在 you're the only one for me.
你的讲词很好 That's a pretty good speech, Maggie.
我向一个我认识的作家借来用的 I borrowed it from this writer I know.
怎么样? So?
陪我跳只舞 Dance with me.
我们今天聚在一起… We are gathered here today to celebrate the union...
庆祝卡美姬与甘艾基的复合 of Maggie Carpenter and Ike Graham.
你有带结婚戒指吗? Do you have the rings? Yes.
你愿娶美姬做你的合法妻子吗? Do you, Ike, take Maggie to be your lawfully wedded wife?
我愿意 I do.
你愿接受艾基做你的合法丈夫吗 Do you, Maggie, take Ike to be your lawfully wedded husband?
我愿意 I do.
愿你们日后长相厮守的日子里 In this life that you share together,
凭着坚毅的个性增强彼此的爱意 may your individuality strengthen your love.
我凭法律赐予我的权力 With the power vested in me,
宣布你们成为合法夫妻 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
你可以吻新娘了 You may kiss the bride.
你猜到吗?她这次真的嫁了! Guess what. She did it!
卡美姬正式结婚了 Maggie Carpenter got married.
感谢天主 ♪ Alleluia ♪
比提,她嫁了!她嫁了 Betty, she did it. She did it!
♪ I need love, love ♪
♪ To ease my mind Hallelujah! Hallelujah! ♪
♪ I need to find, find Someone to call mine ♪
♪ But Mama said You can't hurry love ♪
♪ No, you just have to wait ♪
♪ She said love don't come easy ♪
♪ It's a game of give and take ♪
♪ I can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait ♪
♪ You gotta just give it time no matter how long it takes ♪
♪ But how many heartaches must I stand ♪
♪ Before I find a love to let me live again ♪
♪ Right now the only thing that keeps me hangin' on ♪
♪ When I feel my strength Yeah, it's almost gone ♪
♪ I remember Mama said ♪
♪ No, you'll just have to wait ♪
♪ She said love don't come easy It's a game of give and take ♪
♪ How long must I wait How much more can I take ♪
♪ Before loneliness will cause my heart, heart to break ♪
♪ I can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait ♪
♪ She said just give it time ♪
♪ No matter how long it takes Gotta wait ♪
♪ Girl I live for how you make me feel ♪
♪ So I question all this being real ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm not afraid to love ♪
♪ For the first time I'm not afraid of love ♪
♪ Oh, this day seems made for you and me ♪
♪ And you showed me what life needs to be ♪
♪ And you sang to me ♪
♪ Oh, you sang to me ♪
♪ All the while you were in front of me ♪
♪ I never realized ♪
♪ I just can't believe I didn't see it in your eyes ♪
♪ I didn't see it I can't believe it ♪
♪ Oh, but I feel it ♪
♪ When you sing to me ♪
♪ How I long to hear you sing beneath the clear blue skies ♪
♪ And I promise you this time I'll see it in your eyes ♪
♪ I didn't see it I can't believe it ♪
♪ Oh, but I feel it ♪
♪ When you sing to me ♪
♪ Where were you on our wedding day ♪
♪ I got bad news that you went away ♪
♪ Where were you on our wedding day ♪
♪ You did me wrong and now you must pay ♪
♪ Whoaoo Whoaoo ♪
♪ Give me back my ring, whoaoo My ring, whoaoo ♪
♪ Whoaoo Whoaoo ♪
♪ I ain't gonna let you keep a thing A thing ♪
♪ Where were you when I said "I do" ♪
♪ Everybody laughed and my inlaws too ♪
♪ Where were you when I turned around ♪
♪ Some place you knew you never could be found, whoaoo ♪
♪ Whoaoo ♪
♪ Give me back my ring, whoaoo My ring, whoaoo ♪
♪ Whoaoo Whoaoo ♪
♪ I ain't gonna let you keep a thing A thing ♪
♪ Mmmmmmmmm ♪
♪ My heart ♪
♪ Says we've got something real ♪
♪ Can I trust the way I feel ♪
♪ 'Cause my heart's been fooled before ♪
♪ Am I ♪
♪ Just seeing what I want to see ♪
♪ Or is it true ♪
♪ Could you really be ♪
♪ Someone to have and hold ♪
♪ With all my heart and soul ♪
♪ I need to know ♪
♪ Before I fall in love ♪
♪ Someone who'll stay around ♪
♪ Through all my ups and downs ♪
♪ Please tell me now ♪
♪ Before I fall in love ♪
♪ It's been so hard for me ♪
♪ To give my heart away ♪
♪ But I would give my everything ♪
♪ Just to hear you say ♪
♪ Someone to have and hold ♪
♪ With all my heart and soul ♪
♪ Please tell me now ♪
♪ Before I fall in love ♪
♪ Ooooooooo ♪
♪ Before I fall in love ♪